Potato

You know what a potato is.

You don’t need an example for ‘potato’

by NoUCan’tHaveMySoup May 10, 2019

potato

the most amazing masterpiece you will ever see. it blows your mind away. potatoes are so majestic and beautiful, we are so lucky to have them be apart of our lives. never lose a potato

what would we do without potatoes? they are so fashionable and amazing. i wish i was that perfect.

by wfhfggdhsj October 10, 2017

potato

potatoes are good
french fries

potatoes are wonderful !

by BarryAllenIsNotAGoldfish August 3, 2020

Potato

A lazy fuck

(Juan) Hey dude, wanna go to the skate park?

(Gareth) Nah I gonna just sit here and watch Judge Judy.

(Juan) you fucking potato!

by Big Homie 73 August 2, 2019

Potato

Yummy thingy that can be buttered and turned into all stuff

Guy 1: I eat potato
Guy 2: OMG dies of jealousy

by 1000Bucks November 24, 2020

Potato

You stick it up your ass along with all the butter in your house

“Get in my ass potato and butter”

by Ishivepotatosupmyass February 4, 2020

potato

In first-person shooter video games, a potato is a person, normally a "noob", who gets on your team and has absolutely no skill at playing the game. Therefore, they get taken down very quickly when the match starts. A potato is only useful for those brief moments when they are being relentlessly gunned down by the enemy by providing a distraction so that the more skilled players on the team can counterattack or sneak up behind the enemy. A potato is useless in any other scenario that requires not dying and they will likely drag the rest of a player's team down with them when they beg for a revive. This potato revive scenario is also a countertactic used by highly skilled and experienced competitors who will camp out to shoot at anyone who comes near the downed potato. A potato's treachery, while unintentional, knows no bounds.

Player 1: "Hey don't revive BigfootsMilf69, he will only get you killed alongside him!"
Player 2: "Yeah, what a potato!"

by Zombie Assassin July 6, 2022