Ass blaster

A huge shit that makes one's Asshole hurt
"My last shit was an ass blaster"
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Football

"You're such a fucking football"
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Life

1) The condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death.

2) Whatever you want it to be.
Person 1: What's the meaning of life?

Person 2: The condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death.

Person 1: *Facepalm*
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Insanity

Doing the same thing over and over and expecting something different to happen, doing the same thing over and over and expecting something different to happen, doing the same thing over and over and expecting something different to happen, doing the same thing over and over and expecting something different to happen, doing the same thing over and over and expecting something different to happen, doing the same thing over and over and expecting something different to happen, doing the same thing over and over and expecting something different to happen, doing the same thing over and over and expecting something different to happen, doing the same thing over and over and expecting something different to happen.
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Potato

I............................................. am a potato
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Fuckin' gremlin

An insult used when someone is acting like a monstrous asshole
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