5 finger forehead

Some people say if you have a "5 finger forehead" you are ugly.
This statement is entirely false in fact look up these BEAUTIFUL people who have large foreheads:
Kate Bosworth, Christina Ricci, Tyra Banks, Rihanna
See they are gorgeous!

Haters are just jealous of the fact they didn't get into the cool forehead club.
No matter what anyone says to you about your body just know you truly are gorgeous, let the world know how pretty you are!

Becca: Hey look at me and my gorgeous 5 finger forehead!
Hater: Your ugly
Becca: Im gorgeous your just jealous because you got hit with the stupid stick.

by SydiWadd October 29, 2014

5 Clicks To Jesus

A game played using the website wikipedia. You start out by pressing the random article button. From that random article, the user has five clicks on hyperlinks to go from wiki page to wiki page to hopefully end up at the Jesus of Nazareth page by the fifth click.

"I can't believe Josh went 5 clicks to Jesus from they Osney Mill wikipedia page."

by Khamey January 30, 2010

5 block

to steal a high 5 ment for someone else then the person that got blocked has to suck you dry

sedale 5 blocked edgar now egdar has to suck him dry

by jorge92 January 15, 2009

5 year olds

Goblins who want everything and anything for free most of them are spoiled brats like the owner of this website and throws fits of rage because he can't buy icecream that causes 200 dollars and says you ruined my life

Or an alternative Dead because no one vaccinates there crotch goblins

Parent 1: Ughhh I hate my 5 year olds

Parent 2: At least its better than Cardi B Music

by 6th Grader Teacher April 7, 2020

5 meters

1.Prussia`s awsome sitck down there... enough said

2.A Hetalia fan on LiveJournal made a list of average penis size by country. Since Prussia no longer exists (much to all Prussia's fans' chagrin), it was listed as having an average penis size of five meters.

3.A joke started by a fan about prussia

durring a discussion about the average penis sizes of men in various countries. As it was based on a recent survey using empirical data, information on Prussia was absent due to the dissolution of his country. After one fan stated that Prussia was "five meters long", the joke quickly caught on as a meme and fanworks with Prussia can often be seen referencing his "five meters", sometimes also called "five meters of awesome".

hetafan:how long is prussia`s awsome ness?
2 hetafan: about 5 meters

Prussia :Kesese

by lilymoonstar November 3, 2013

5 fingers up

If you have a massive dick

You losers I have 5 fingers up

by 320lol2 September 8, 2022

5'6"

You're too tall for kiddy play areas, you're too short to see the stage at a concert...face it, 5'6" sucks. I know this because I am 5'6"

Ryan: Hey, what's the problem?
Remy: I got concert tickets, but I can't go
Ryan: How come?
Remy: Get real. I'm 5'6", I won't be able to see! I would just go to the kiddy play area, but I'm too tall for that shit apparently. Prrrrffffffftttt.

by Oh my my February 20, 2015