Total War

Total war is a conflict of unlimited proportions in which a faction mobilizes all available resources in order to destroy another faction's ability to defend it self.
Good and evil remain engaged in total war for all of time, manifesting their battle fields in many ways but always their core remain the same, love verses hatred, from slavery verses abolition too depression verses happiness, total war continues.
by Michael J. Taylor March 30, 2008
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total betty

clueless 1995

cher: wasn't my mom a total Betty?
by jillyfishh November 10, 2013
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totally ninja

This is the coolest of cool, the sweetest of sweet. Offen used in gaming situations where a combo or other impressive move was used on an opponent.
Sometimes used in the real world to describe somting "sweet" or "wicked".
"Dude, did you see my rocket+nail+rail gun combo frag, it was totally ninja!"

"Hard|OCP and Slashdot are both totally ninja!"
by Minn0W June 01, 2006
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13 Total

Term used to shorten up the movie title "Six Days and Seven Nights" from 1998.
Box Office: "What movie would you like to see?"
Moviegoer: "13 Total"
by BunkMasterFlex August 21, 2009
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total suckfest

An event that didn't live up to it's expectations, or had little or no expectations and still dissapointed.
"Damn, that party was no where near my initial expectations.."
"Uh-huh. Total suckfest"
"You read my thoughts homey. Lets party."
by slimjimspotatoesandcrips March 09, 2005
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Total Nuts

1. When something is just so awesome or unbelievable that it cannot be expressed with just one word.

2. To express sympathy/empathy when something bad happens while using a somewhat caring/half mocking tone.
"Last night I looked out my window and saw a dog mounting a cat"
"Dude, that's just total nuts!"

"The doctor said it can't be cured without medicine and another rectal exam"
"Man, that's just total nuts ... dang."

by Sweet Action November 24, 2008
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the total package

A man who excels in everything. He is smart, successful, good-looking, athletic, has a good sense of humor, great in bed, etc.
Brad is a lawyer and a rock star. I want to be him. He's the Total Package.
by be rad November 23, 2007
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