Finger Phobia

Having a fear of people's fingers whether they are:
1.) Deformed.
2.) Unusually positioned while doing something.
3.) Smelly.
4.) Or just funny looking in general.

A-"Look, look at her fingers when she does that!"
G-"Oh geez, she looks like she has fingers like a crab!"
A-"Uh oh. You and I have finger phobia!"
G-"I guess we do :/"
A-"True Life: I have finger phobia."

by Two anonymous people. November 24, 2008

tonguing phobia

One cannot open one's mouth when one is being kissed by a member of the opposite sex, even when the person trying to kiss the individual has their tongue in one's mouth (so to speak).

Blondieblueyes tried to kiss Lurch this one time at band camp, and Lurch wouldn't open his mouth..no matter how hard Blondieblueyes tried. SHE EVEN PUT HER HAND ON HIS FACE!

by Megan February 23, 2005

SHOP PHOBIA

Shop Phobia is an irrational, intense and persistent fear of malls, sales racks, dressing rooms, department stores and all other activities having to do with shopping.

I once stubbed my toe to avoid shopping with my wife. She thinks I have shop phobia.

by Roweski July 12, 2010

Shallow-phobia

The fear of becoming shallow-minded because of the shallow-mindedness of the people around you.

Oh my god, i stayed over at Lisa's last night and i think I've caught shallow-phobia! how can someone be so dumb!

by SB.Z. August 19, 2011

Troll phobia

Fear of driving over bridges due to the belief that trolls live underneath them.

I screamed as I drove over the bridge because of my troll phobia

by Troll hater August 22, 2012

teenmom-phobia

A syndrome that develops on the the occasion of an encounter with a teenage mother. This only occurs with particular mothers who are impoverished and tend to extort and plunder the resources of those around them. the sufferer of teenmom-phobia instinctually retreats from situations where a trashy teen mom is present because he or she intuits that they will be taken for all that they have.

I can't go in to cheap stores like JC Penny because my teenmom-phobia starts kicking in.

My girlfriend used to be cool but now she's pregnant and desperate to get on mtv. I'm developing an extreme case of teenmom-phobia, I hope she was cheating on me and the kid isn't mine.

by TREDNA March 01, 2012

clitoris-phobia

afraid of that anatomy the aptly named pleasure spot
for women

the poor fella was squeamish even entertaining the thought of having to taste her clit his immediate reaction was clitoris-phobia

by scumguts36 January 10, 2011