A popular Twitter slang used to poke fun at yourself or convey disbelief at something. Typically used by Kpop stans on Twitter. Also written as not @ me.
by se0kj!n_k!m November 14, 2020
People who only care about themselves when driving and don't care if they cause an accident.
PEOPLE WHO JUST CARE ABOUT THEMSELVES AND NOBODY ELSE.
PEOPLE WHO JUST CARE ABOUT THEMSELVES AND NOBODY ELSE.
by Crystylin November 13, 2010
This means that the person speaking will pay the whole amount, used typically when something purchased is shared between two or more people - such as a resturant meal.
by Anonnny March 05, 2008
by Bldrr May 18, 2018
Phrase to take blame for something you fucked up in a situation where it could not possibly be anyone else’s fault.
Friend: bro, why did you just throw my Xbox out the window? we are on the 5th floor.
You: oh. that’s on me
Girlfriend: you’re telling me you had a threesome with two other bitches, neither of whom are me.
Boyfriend: yeah, that’s on me, but i love you.
You: oh. that’s on me
Girlfriend: you’re telling me you had a threesome with two other bitches, neither of whom are me.
Boyfriend: yeah, that’s on me, but i love you.
by Gooch cobbler October 20, 2020
by itiswhatever April 24, 2015