Plona

Adjective. Being inordinately tired, hungry, and angry (in that order), perhaps even so much as to slap a bald man in the face for an incident as minute as not using a coaster on a shitty coffee table.

Young Timothy was so plona, he even slapped the glasses off of this old man!

by Bill Stansberg October 15, 2006

Pronk

noun | closeted hipster evangelical "christian" show pony preacher

Newspring has a stable of pronks.

by Chelebrity Wife May 27, 2018

Plank

MMORPG Old School Runescape slang word for the one who performs poorly when being attacked by multiple players at once

Player 1: "King Quints was such a plank!"
Player 2: "Yes indeed lol!"

by JohnLegend8808 February 18, 2021

Plink Dinking

When the foam part of a pair of field hockey goggles becomes dislocated from the wire cage.

The wearer looks extremely disheveled and noob-ish.

Example 1:

"Your plink just dinked, you may want to fix that..."
"my what?"
"your plink"
"OH, did it dink? that's embarassing."

Example 2:
"Okay, let's go out there, play our hardest and plink some dinks"

Example 3:
"I love plink dinking, it makes me feel so superior"

by Unicorn01451 November 25, 2009

Plong

placing your balls above the waist of trousers but beneath your tshirt, and then lifting up your tshirt to reveal your balls to random strangers whilst shouting "plong"

Hey Chris! What? PLONG! Dude put your balls away!

by Harrrrryyy06 August 22, 2010

Plank

British 'slang' term for an individual whose mental capacity is similar in aptitude to a piece of wood.

Bill: 'So, do these guys know what they're talking about?'

Ben: 'No, they're a bunch of fuckin' planks'

by iznt July 17, 2009

Plook

The equivalent to "fuck" as dubbed by Frank Zappa.

"These executives have plooked the fuck out of me."
From the song "Outside Now." on the album "Joe's Garage."

by Joe Harris April 8, 2007