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Urban Car wash

The act of passing your genitalia over the back of somebody's head who is sitting down.
AJ just gave Isaiah's afro an urban car wash.
by Carla chameleon September 6, 2013
mugGet the Urban Car washmug.

Bristol Car Wash

what happens when an athlete or celebrity visits the ESPN campus in Bristol, CT and appears on various shows and platforms
Jake: I've seen Tebow on SportsCenter, First Take, and NFL Live. Is he going through the Bristol Car Wash?

Bob: Yup.
by Shopping Cart Man July 31, 2013
mugGet the Bristol Car Washmug.

Satan's Car Wash

Menses. Blood and other matter discharged from the uterus at menstruation.
My girl's on the rag. So I'm taking my peenpeen down to Satan's car wash tonight.
by TheDonkeyBomber June 3, 2018
mugGet the Satan's Car Washmug.

counciltucky car wash

while living in council bluffs, it is the act of a police officer searching your meth mobile and seizing your meth and other crackhead drugs
Yo dude! Deaquan just got a counciltucky car wash! Now he's in jail.
by counciltuckyresident January 11, 2019
mugGet the counciltucky car washmug.

Italian Car Wash

An Italian Car Wash is when you strip your partner naked and rub them down with spices and dressing. You proceed to ejaculate, shit, piss, and puke on them. You proceed to shave and rub your balls on their face effectively covering them in your pubic hair. You then rape them and tie them up. You then proceed to tie them to a cinder block and throw them in a river and cum on their watery grave. You do this while recording it and send it to their parents on Christmas.
Man, I sent Elizabeth's parents the video of our Italian Car Wash.
by Indian Alladin December 19, 2020
mugGet the Italian Car Washmug.

Birmingham Car Wash

When someone has their face covered in plastic wrap while one guy pisses and another shoots his cum at the same time in their face. To the recipient, appears as if looking out the car windshield while going through a car wash as the water and soap streak down.

If any gets in their hair, they left the moon roof open in the car wash.
In order to join the frat, he had to go through the Birmingham Car Wash.
by Nekah Net June 28, 2018
mugGet the Birmingham Car Washmug.

Dutch car wash

When you eat ass and vag in the shower.
1) It was his first time with analingus so he played it safe and went for a Dutch car wash.

2) "Make sure you turn the shower head away while you're giving a Dutch car wash so you don't drown."
by Jrmillertime May 6, 2023
mugGet the Dutch car washmug.

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