kinantot ng malas

when you get fucked by fate
when you get fucked by life

Siya ay kinantot ng malas nang siya'y makatapak ng tae.

by yayeyiyoyu November 27, 2018

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Natalie Ng

Natalie NG is a cute, and nice girl. >3 (I have a crush on her)

I like Natalie Ng

by Leonard pogi March 28, 2024

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Ng Zheng

Radiant in Valorant. Very good at every game he touches. Pogchamp at whatever sports he plays. Has very good deez nuts jokes.

Ng Zheng is so good at Valorant that I'm cumming in my pants.

by NotNutz November 22, 2021

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Kapal ng Mukha

Lit. Thick Faced, it’s an idiom used in Filipino to refer to a very arrogant person

“Mga gago naka perfect sa exam ako! lahat kayo tanga!”(Dumbasses i got a perfect score in the exam! All of you are stupid!)
“Ang kapal ng mukha mo amputa!”(You’re so fucking arrogant!)

by Gabtron October 1, 2023

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hw(a)ng hyunjin

hang hyunjin

person 1: hw(a)ng hyunjin 2023
person 2: shut the fuck up u fatass tranny bitch

by kyuijnnn December 29, 2023

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"Jay"ng Bang

A phrase used by NFC North fans, born between 1976 and 1992, to describe their reaction to Jay Cutler's post NFC North playing career.

Rishad: Yo Colt!

Colton: Whad up?

Rishad: Won't be the same without Cutler being on the Bears this year. SUX, nih!

Colton: What you talkin' fo? You ain't heard he got grabbed by Miami?

Rishad: Nah, nah! Can't be!

Colton: Check out yo sports page!

Rishad: Holy shit. You're right!

Colton: "Jay"ng Bang!

by Mateo Shhhhh! August 6, 2017

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