Napoleon Dynamite

Pretty much the best movie ever.

Vote for Pedro.

1) I would bang Napoleon Dynamite pretty hard.

2) If I were to meet Napoleon Dynamite I would let him take control of my body for the night.

3) Napoleon is a sex god.

by Napoleon is a sex god April 14, 2005

napoleon dynamite

A really stupid movie that stars a nerdy kid, and the so called "comedy" is awful. It's half-assed.

Napoleon: Whatever I feel like, gosh!
Me: My God, why the hell do people think that's funny?
Napoleon: Gosh, idiot!
*turns off TV*
Me: I can't bare watching any more of that shitty movie "Napoleon Dynamite"...

by JordaNinten July 23, 2008

napoleon dynamite

A movie that doesn't really have a point. It wasn't the "best movie ever." Iv'e seen much better movies.. I don't see why people obsess over it. Still, it was greatly funny.

"Shocks. Pegs. LUCKY!"

by Sydney January 16, 2005

napoleon dynamite

Julianna's most favorite movie of all times.

somebody: hey, what's your favorite movie
julianna: Napoleon Dynamite

by wildhamstervik February 22, 2005

Napoleon Dynamite

movie that was funny back in the summer in theatres before large amounts of tools started to misquote and buy memorabilia from hot topic so other tools will see it and misquote it with them

this one tastes like the cows made of an onion patch

by used to be good... May 24, 2005

Napoleon Dynamite

Napoleon is very sexy. Do not quote him for it makes you look dumb. He has very sexy hair and eyes and face and lips especially. I luv him. He's so cute.

Stupid Child: My lips hurt real bad!
Me: *punches child in lips* Now they hurt worse! Do not misquote or overquote my love! *continues to hit child*

by Nyaaaaa! April 17, 2005

Napoleon Dynamite

This was one of the best movies I've seen in a very very very long time! I saw it 6 times, and I even stayed at a hotel a night just to rent it off pay-per-view. It was sooo stupid... which made it awesome, and its really well done if you really think about it! I really cannot wait till comes out on DVD!

Tina! You fat lard come get some ham!

Napoleon: Grandma says she wants you gone when she gets back because you're eating all our steak and ruining peoples lives.

Grandma has a BOYFRIEND?!

by Gabriella C. December 5, 2004