Weiner Wig

Overgrown pubic hair on a male.

Dude, I was showering at the health club and this old man came in with a HUGE weiner wig. Grandpa needed to do some serious manscaping.

by Schwinkmartindale June 22, 2008

weinerblaster

when your wang explodes into a fiery ball

Frawley totally had a weinerblaster last night

by weinerblaster August 15, 2009

Weiner Patrol

A small group of political junkies who pull outside the circle of failure of the larger group to affect change when/where they can.

"Dude, we seriously need a weiner patrol meeting because this idea in this "think tank" is tanking."

by Stinky Butter November 21, 2009

weiner-soup

A way of saying that something is awful.

Man i can't believe he couldn't afford another abortion, thats some serious weiner-soup right there.

by greenman420 January 26, 2011

Weiner

To send a sexually explicit photo of oneself via social media that could later embarass you.

I just started chatting with you, so I can't Weiner you with those kind of pictures yet.

Andy had Weinered a picture of his penis to some girl in Seattle, but his wife found out and now he's in real trouble.

by PaulaNYC December 2, 2011

weiner-sad

Adjective; the feeling of disappointment that follows a first encounter with the less-than-adequate genitalia of an otherwise datable male.

I thought there was relationship potential with Carl, but after consummation I realized why he "didn't want to rush into bed". Girlfriend, let me tell you-- I was weiner-sad for DAYS.

by Carlover2011 August 2, 2011

Weiner

This term is used when describing idiotic posh people.
Examples of these people may be the stupid twats you see in shows like The Only Way is Essex or Made in Chelsea.

These people try to act cool, then end up turning the whole situation into the most awkward thing ever. They are so, insanely stupid. This often happens when girls are involved.
They simply do not understand the language of teenage slang.

Examples of this behaviour; Will from the Inbetweeners.

'Man, that bitch is hot.'
'What? Where's this over-heated dog?'
'Why are you such a weiner?'

by LittleLoser October 10, 2011