Visiting the Germans

Anal sex

My girl and I were visiting the germans last weekend

by Sexgodpuss January 4, 2016

visitate

to have a visitation with a fraternity brother; the verb form of visitation

Pledge: Hey man, I'm really behind on my signatures this week. Could we visitate this afternoon?
Brother: Don't worry about it man I'll just give you the sig

by truck stop jon September 3, 2016

Visiting Disneyland

Just another way to say you're having/gonna have sex.

Bumping uglies, Roasting the broomstick, Sink the sausage.

"Can't meet you till later I'll be visiting Disneyland"

by Idon'tevenfuckingknow September 25, 2017

visiting uncle in hospital

The act if masturbation

Sorry I missed your call, I was visiting uncle in hospital.

by DeathDestroyerx52 June 14, 2018

Visited by a rhino

When you get a cold.

Nicole was visited by a rhino last night, she woke up sick.

by notfiggy February 20, 2019

visitors baring gifts

People who show up naked at your house and offer their luscious warm softness as a "present" for you to savor and enjoy.

Many humans happily welcome visitors baring gifts; extra points if said arrivals also bring tasty culinary treats to fill their host's tummies, as well. I once saw a hilarious two-column essay about "how to please a woman vs. how to please a man"; the first column was a very lengthy list of things for the guy to do for the lady, such as buying her flowers and sweets, opening doors for her, complimenting her on her choices of clothing and praising her looks, etc. But for the other column, it merely listed two very brief items that a lady has to do to make a guy feel special and satisfied: "Show up naked" and "Bring food". :P

by QuacksO October 25, 2019

Visitory

Visitory is used for both visual and audio learners
Vis - Visual
itory - Auditory

Dude, you’re a visitory learner! That’s sick!

by Ig: youaresalty69 October 1, 2021