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videogamer555 

Videogamer555 (VG) is a person who lives In His Parent's Basement, Seattle. He works at Safeway. He is a 30+ year old white male, who likes to watch anime. Sometimes he acts dumb, but in reality, he's a really smart person. he usually hangs out in Omniarchive or plays Fortnite. He takes Rana, a fictional character, as his younger sister.
Me: Hello Videogamer!
Videogamer555: Hello.

Videonow 

I have a videonow to watch
Videonow by Michael May 13, 2005
Vidiot (vĭd’ ē-ət) n. a person who is preoccupied with creating videos of people or animals in the act of performing in a below-average intelligent manner; the action(s) are typically so low on the intellectual scale that, when viewing, it evokes a response of laughter

While this definition is complete and explains what a vidiot is, it is important to point out that vidiots may and can be individuals with various degrees of intelligence and educational levels, and they are people who come from any social and economical background in life. Even though the vidiot may be the subject of the video and may appear to be stupid, he or she may, in fact, be highly intelligent and educated and may not be an idiot in real life.

This type of humor as a form of entertainment became formal towards the end of the nineteenth century when, in 1895 to 1900, the term slapstick first made its way into the World English Dictionary.

Clowning, including the form used as a court jester bears record in history as early as 2500 B.C. during Egypt’s Fifth Dynasty in the court of Pharaoh Dadkeri-Assi.

Today, cell phones that make it easy for anyone to take home videos at any given moment…

The successful vidiot finds, discovers, or creates new situations or old situations with a twist or a different outcome. People like surprises and, when a video takes them in a different direction than what they expected, they receive entertainment, a commodity they can never trade short.
You are a vidiot!

That vidiot is hilarious.

I am such a vidiot!
Vidiot by King of the Vidiots March 25, 2011

videochat whore 

One who is always busy in a video chat when logged onto iChat/Skype/Oovoo. Most of these video chats consist of long periods of silence; nevertheless, they always have to be on video chat because their eagerness to virtually socialize instantly, is equivalent to a teenagers crackberry addiction.
I have to show Doug a new Xbox360 game I got on iChat, but he is in a video chat with somebody else. Damn doesn't he ever take a break? He is such a videochat whore. If he keeps whoring around on video chat he might catch a virtual STD.
videochat whore by Nik0 December 28, 2010

Videoing 

Something your aunt would say when she wants you to take a video. Videoing videoed video
"Hey can you video me in front of this Larry David Statue?"

"Yo did you video that!!?? That was crazy"

Videoing videoed video
Videoing by XXLbqqgrill January 25, 2019

multi videogasm 

Playing and winning multiple video games at once
I had a multi videogasm when I sacked that city on Evony at the same moment that I finally found The Grox on Spore!
multi videogasm by LuLu0315 December 21, 2009