Twat Fizzle

A person who is a twat to everyone else and nice to people who are even bigger twats to other people.
Melanie is a Twat Fizzle.
by Jason Miller December 19, 2006
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twat comet

a piece of debris that is expelled from a vagina at rather high speeds ... usually involving small mammals
look at that twat comet go. pretty spectacular.

captain planet is a twat comet.
by andrewsteveneagle November 10, 2007
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Bubble Twat

A large mass of fat usually located in between a womans belly button and the top of her vagina. Effectively connecting her vagina and gut.This can usually only be found on severe overweight women, but can also be found on woman who may have given birth recently and sometimes on obese men.

The mass of fat gives the appearance of a "bubble" directly above the genital area, and must frequently be physically moved out of the way to engage in sexual intercourse. Often the pubic hair will continue on to the mass of fat following the natural creases of a woman vagina, which can give the appearance of a "Camel Toe" far above where it may usually be found. This can also be referred to as a gunt

Most commonly found in rural towns or concentrated urban area which may contain Walmart's and/or McDonalds.
As drunk as I was, I could still feel her Bubble twat rub against my abdomen as we danced the night away..
by Blitzzd November 26, 2009
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Twat Pocket

a pussy, one who is scared of something, loser, or your mother-in-law
by Morgan Gratton September 20, 2008
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twat rockin

Dude, I saw Dan's girlfriend naked, it was TWAT ROCKIN!
by kRaZyToM April 30, 2004
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Twat fart

A twat fart is a gross wet fart sound made by the vagina when air passes through, a queef. A twat fart most commonly occurs after the vagina has been rammed by a giant cock
Matt was eating my nasty pussy and I totally did a gross ass twat fart right in his face!
Dude, mike was being a total twat fart last night.
by Stinkykakapoopoohead December 18, 2018
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tinted twat

Effeminate male with an obsession with beauty treatments, a person not to be trusted
You just have to look at him to know he can't be trusted, the tinted twat.
by Nick T W December 06, 2007
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