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Twat Hat

The act of inserting one's head into a gaping vagina, as if to wear as a hat or mask.
She had a bit of a clown's pocket, so the only way forward was the twat hat.
by The Royal Tenenclams April 26, 2010
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Twat Fizzle

A person who is a twat to everyone else and nice to people who are even bigger twats to other people.
by Jason Miller December 24, 2006
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twat comet

a piece of debris that is expelled from a vagina at rather high speeds ... usually involving small mammals
look at that twat comet go. pretty spectacular.

captain planet is a twat comet.
by andrewsteveneagle December 4, 2007
mugGet the twat cometmug.

Twat Pocket

a pussy, one who is scared of something, loser, or your mother-in-law
by Morgan Gratton November 3, 2008
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Bubble Twat

A large mass of fat usually located in between a womans belly button and the top of her vagina. Effectively connecting her vagina and gut.This can usually only be found on severe overweight women, but can also be found on woman who may have given birth recently and sometimes on obese men.

The mass of fat gives the appearance of a "bubble" directly above the genital area, and must frequently be physically moved out of the way to engage in sexual intercourse. Often the pubic hair will continue on to the mass of fat following the natural creases of a woman vagina, which can give the appearance of a "Camel Toe" far above where it may usually be found. This can also be referred to as a gunt

Most commonly found in rural towns or concentrated urban area which may contain Walmart's and/or McDonalds.
As drunk as I was, I could still feel her Bubble twat rub against my abdomen as we danced the night away..
by Blitzzd November 26, 2009
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Twat Fondler

A twat fondler is a person who likes to play with the female genitals very frequently.
Wow, you had sex again last night? You're such a twat fondler, you'd finger girls until your hands fall off.
by powerthirstrocketcan May 22, 2010
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Twat fart

A twat fart is a gross wet fart sound made by the vagina when air passes through, a queef. A twat fart most commonly occurs after the vagina has been rammed by a giant cock
Matt was eating my nasty pussy and I totally did a gross ass twat fart right in his face!
Dude, mike was being a total twat fart last night.
by Stinkykakapoopoohead December 18, 2018
mugGet the Twat fartmug.

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