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Twat-vampire

The act of eating a twat(Beaver, Vagina) while the female is on her menstrual cycle(rag, .) .
P-tec like to do what.....when she's on her what....hes a twat-vampire.
by Mc gross June 26, 2009
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Twat Fizzle

A person who is a twat to everyone else and nice to people who are even bigger twats to other people.
by Jason Miller December 24, 2006
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twat comet

a piece of debris that is expelled from a vagina at rather high speeds ... usually involving small mammals
look at that twat comet go. pretty spectacular.

captain planet is a twat comet.
by andrewsteveneagle December 4, 2007
mugGet the twat cometmug.

Bubble Twat

A large mass of fat usually located in between a womans belly button and the top of her vagina. Effectively connecting her vagina and gut.This can usually only be found on severe overweight women, but can also be found on woman who may have given birth recently and sometimes on obese men.

The mass of fat gives the appearance of a "bubble" directly above the genital area, and must frequently be physically moved out of the way to engage in sexual intercourse. Often the pubic hair will continue on to the mass of fat following the natural creases of a woman vagina, which can give the appearance of a "Camel Toe" far above where it may usually be found. This can also be referred to as a gunt

Most commonly found in rural towns or concentrated urban area which may contain Walmart's and/or McDonalds.
As drunk as I was, I could still feel her Bubble twat rub against my abdomen as we danced the night away..
by Blitzzd November 26, 2009
mugGet the Bubble Twatmug.

Twat Pocket

a pussy, one who is scared of something, loser, or your mother-in-law
by Morgan Gratton November 3, 2008
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Chicken Twat

1. Someone, male or female, who acts like a domesticated vagina and has a great hip-swivel when preforming in the art of swinging a golf club with one hand. Abbreviated as CT.

2. Sometimes can be a Joe

3. Mainly a Courtney
Sam: You know who's being a real chicken twat tonight? Courtney, as usual.

Bob: I know what you mean, Joe's somewhat being a CT too, but not as bad as her. I noticed they are also really terrible at golf...
mugGet the Chicken Twatmug.

Twat Fondler

A twat fondler is a person who likes to play with the female genitals very frequently.
Wow, you had sex again last night? You're such a twat fondler, you'd finger girls until your hands fall off.
by powerthirstrocketcan May 22, 2010
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