Powerhungry tool

A person who acts as if he is better than someone else and abuses power, namely the banhammer.

Dan: I'm 1337, bitch.
Tracy: You powerhungry Tool.

by Jesus Compablanca February 10, 2010

Hand Tool

A person who is a tool but is generally a substandard one. Similar to the concept of a gump.

That guy is such a hand tool.

by Naked Penguin March 30, 2010

Tumblr Tool

People who believe everything on the internet originated from Tumblr.

Chelsey Hines is a Tumblr Tool.

by Maggothair August 31, 2013

thunder tool

Sticking a long metal pole, that was recently struck by lightning, down either your dick hole or a vag.

“Please let me stick a thunder tool down your great divide?”

by Lkot December 21, 2017

ePic GAmER TOoL

A tool that was sent down from the gods of Minecraft.

Kid 1: Ay bRo guEsS whaT.
Kid 2: WhAt?
Kid 1: I GOT AN ePic GAmER TOoL!
Kid 2: HoLy CrAp!

by I EAT FURRYS AND CHILDREN September 29, 2020

oneal tool

an imcompetant asshole, usually a male in the oneal junior class, who's life is so vapid they feel they must resort to quazi-analyzing the relationship of the only reasonable females in their grade for entertainment purposes, jealousy or an attempt to prove their apathetic nature to other males, which in reality is found lacking.

Nick, weston, and mike are the ideal oneal tools because their lives lack individuality and excitement, and therefore they feel they must all joke about the only reasonable girls in their grade, so that their relationships with each other are classically strengthened by putting others down.

by FATJANET February 18, 2004

Ginger Tool

A person with red hair who believes that just because they can bench press alot of weight makes them a more amazing person.

Carrot-top is such a Ginger Tool.

Vahe can bench press over 300 lbs., he is such a Ginger Tool.

by Hawkslover July 14, 2009