by meghan danaher January 29, 2004
Get the teen-year-old mug.An attention- deficit, loquacious, hormonal human being who habitually makes ill informed decisions about life in general. They typically show little hope of maturing past puberty and frequently state the obvious. That their intelligence should reflect in their actions is a common misconception.
Bob McDouche: "I saw some seventeen year old kid get in a car wreck today. He hit a parked car."
Fred Cuntwaffle: "Oh yeah?"
Bob McDouche: "In a parking lot."
Fred Cuntwaffle: "Huh."
Bob McDouche: "Which only had two other cars in it."
Fred Cuntwaffle: "...Really."
Bob McDouche: "Yeah. How is that even possible?"
Fred Cuntwaffle: "He's a teenager. Anything's possible."
Fred Cuntwaffle: "Oh yeah?"
Bob McDouche: "In a parking lot."
Fred Cuntwaffle: "Huh."
Bob McDouche: "Which only had two other cars in it."
Fred Cuntwaffle: "...Really."
Bob McDouche: "Yeah. How is that even possible?"
Fred Cuntwaffle: "He's a teenager. Anything's possible."
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I know it's old news, and those pics have been passed around the net for a while now, but... omg, I can't get over it. She was fuckin' ugly (see the 10th pic of Paris Hilton). But that doesn't mean she needed to do what she did. Then again, if I had that much dough, I would too. Anyway, here were her problems:
1) Wtf was with her hair? It's like she bleached it and decided not to for a year! Two-colored hair looks good sometimes, but not in that picture. She could have atleast dyed it back her natural color.
2) Why was she so white!? It's as if she were albino. She probably wishes she was so she'd be blonde and have blue eyes. IMO, she needed the tan.
3) Her nose, although it's still obnoxious. That seems to be unfixable, even with tha plastic surgery she got.
4) Wtf is she wearing? 'Nuff said...
5) I'm not gonna lie, and say "she looked better before". She really didn't. She was fugly! Pretty much from all of the above mentioned.
Also, just a side note, but you'll notice that her natural eyes are brown (EVERYTHING about her is fake). I read that she goes through a pair of her $170 dollar contacts a day and spends like $100,000 on them a year. Ouch!
1) Wtf was with her hair? It's like she bleached it and decided not to for a year! Two-colored hair looks good sometimes, but not in that picture. She could have atleast dyed it back her natural color.
2) Why was she so white!? It's as if she were albino. She probably wishes she was so she'd be blonde and have blue eyes. IMO, she needed the tan.
3) Her nose, although it's still obnoxious. That seems to be unfixable, even with tha plastic surgery she got.
4) Wtf is she wearing? 'Nuff said...
5) I'm not gonna lie, and say "she looked better before". She really didn't. She was fugly! Pretty much from all of the above mentioned.
Also, just a side note, but you'll notice that her natural eyes are brown (EVERYTHING about her is fake). I read that she goes through a pair of her $170 dollar contacts a day and spends like $100,000 on them a year. Ouch!
You can call someone a "Paris Hilton teen" if they decide to get a tan, bleach their hair, wear blue contacts, and get cosmetic surgery.
by sorrysauce July 16, 2007
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by homsar August 10, 2003
Get the teen girl squad mug.One in the age of range of 10-12 between Childhood and Teenage years, they have for the most part shed their childness but have not fully converted into teens, many teens generally dislike pre-teens because they say they are B-tech teenage wannabes but that is wrong tbh, if these individuals wanna listen to "teenage" music or wear "teenage" clothes then they can do that, however the opposite is also bad, being to childish ,youngens will probably like their pre-teen child playmate but other pre-teens sure a HELLL won't think the same,the 'child' will not fit and face some teasing, so being pre-teen is kinda hard, you either gotta act like a teen and be disliked by the actual teens or a child and be disliked by your own age, you can't act the best of both cos with age it dont work like that.
Teenage gieser: "Those Pre-teen plebs, teenage wannabes!!"
Other teenager gieser: "Boy!!! They aint wannabes, they just share common interests!!!"
Other teenager gieser: "Boy!!! They aint wannabes, they just share common interests!!!"
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Get the Pre-teen mug.thats where you blow one on your partners then you run your fungers through your pubes and collect any loosens. then sprinkle em on his/her face and they will stick kinda resembling a teen wolf
by Twizzle my nizzle February 6, 2009
Get the Teen Wolf mug.A cartoon that really confuses me because of the fact that Rachel Roth (Raven) doesn't actually manipulate the teen titans, and there has been no scene with her seducing the Flash which was actually part of the early comics made in the 60s or so.
Although true to many ideas and keeping characters within their super power characteristics, the story plot seems to be very off. Something that also confuses me about this story line is how the world actually can't end because the current Flash has the ability to travel in time using his speed.
Although true to many ideas and keeping characters within their super power characteristics, the story plot seems to be very off. Something that also confuses me about this story line is how the world actually can't end because the current Flash has the ability to travel in time using his speed.
My life's work will be to open a parallel dimension so that I can take Raven on a date while having god-like super powers that can blow the shit out of things in a real cool way.
by Kamisama July 15, 2005
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