sperm baker

The status rendered to the female gender as a result of compulsory pregnancy.

Parents tell daughters they can be anything they want, whether it's CEO of a company or CEO of the country (aka President of the United States). Apparently, they're all full of s*** since the female's ultimate role, according to the so-called "pro-life" movement, is to serve as a sperm baker for the male gender, specifically, his sperm.

by FedUpWithBeingBitchSlappedYetLadies? May 26, 2006

Sperm Count Dracula

Eastern european monarch who pioneered research in the fields of in-vitro fertilization and the bat-winged feminine hygeine products.

Thanks to the work of Sperm Count Dracula, Sofia was able to give birth to a Downs syndrome child at the age of fifty and maintain her cotton panties in a near pristine state of whiteness.

by scut monkey August 8, 2009

superman that hoe

when a guy jizzes on a girl's back and tells her he's gonna wipe it up with a towel, when really he just throws it on her back so that it gets stuck and looks like superman's cape.
preferably with a red towel.

watch me crank that soulja boy then SUPERMAN THAT HOE

by chingaling October 19, 2007

spermaphobia

The fear or phobia of germs.

Didn't you just clean!? Gosh, do you have spermaphobia or something?

by Mer-may-may December 25, 2007

supermanning

urinating in a trashcan out doors. you need to be laying on top tof the can (it is easier if you are a man) with your willy dangeling into the can then after you are ballanced stick your arms out in front of you and your legs out behind you and let 'er rip..

john was arrester while supermanning in public because urinating out doors is illegal

by landon franz May 17, 2008

spermatologist

Any girl that is a specialist in the taste and consistency of sperm. Especially, as it is applied to her skin.

I had a date last weekend with a spermatologist. She was a dropout from cosmetology school. She failed at everything except facials. She's a real spermatologist.

by Askthe BeerGuys June 29, 2010

Supermarionation

Supermarionation (a portmanteau of "super", "marionette" and "animation") is a puppetry technique devised in the 1960s by British production company AP Films. It was used extensively in the company's numerous Gerry and Sylvia Anderson-produced action-adventure series, the most famous of which was Thunderbirds. The term was coined by Gerry Anderson, possibly in imitation of Ray Harryhausen's stop motion technique.

Thunderbirds is a British mid-1960s television show devised by Gerry and Sylvia Anderson and made by AP Films using a form of puppetry dubbed "Supermarionation".

by JRob April 15, 2007