Ham Doctor

A homosexual male who enjoys anal sex with overweight men.

Cliff's a total ham doctor; always trolling the clubs for the chub.

by LiveThinkTank2 July 22, 2009

Going Ham

A slang term meaning there isnt any girls in the club so you have to go home and maturbate instead.

Tony: Damn this place is kinda dead man
Mateen: Thats why im Going HAM brotha.

by Zeek Looney February 27, 2011

Going ham

Its a rocky reference because he punches pig carcases

im going ham on him, he will be in lots of pain

by goofyball February 14, 2015

ham sandwich

To get extremely drunk or "hammered" and that is where the name comes from.

Person 1: Hey what did you do on saturday night ?

Person 2: Oh i got completely ham sandwiched.

by Samuel J R October 09, 2008

finger ham

A delicious snack to have after school.

John, do you have any finger hams leftover?

by Justin Bieber Fan💜💜💜 May 04, 2018

Ham-mitts

A football player who is unathletic, dumpy and has terrible hands. He has ham for hands.

Yeah man he's got some ham-mitts, he couldn't catch a cold

by Bobsdobs August 12, 2011

Flat Ham

Pressing ones ass against the glass (i.e. car window) and mooning someone.

Some guy gave me the finger, so I gave him a flat ham right back.

by PhilMacCracken November 26, 2010