Friend: 1: "Why does your girlfriend keep calling you? Your phone is blowing up."
Friend 2: "Idk she wont leave me alone, she's been stroking my shit all night
Friend 2: "Idk she wont leave me alone, she's been stroking my shit all night
by rery696969420 May 27, 2025
Get the Stroking my shit mug.Invented by Novawar from LAGTV. Describes drunk talking, where the drunk thinks they are making sense, but to everyone else, they sound like they are talking fluent washing machine.
by GI_Biochip June 30, 2025
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Male 1. I was up till 3 AM stroking my shit
Male 2. Dang bro. Didn't you do that yesterday too? How has it not fallen of?
Male 1. I'm built different I guess.
Male 2. Dang bro. Didn't you do that yesterday too? How has it not fallen of?
Male 1. I'm built different I guess.
by SentoV2 October 14, 2025
Get the Stroking my shit mug.The horniest kickoff to the week, where you crank up the vibe and fire off a steamy masturbation pic or vid to a friend. It’s all about flaunting your solo game with a wink and a smirk, turning Monday’s grind into a straight-up grind session.
Caught myself on Stroke It Monday, sent my work friend a spicy clip, and now we’re both ready to conquer the week.
Synonyms: Masturbation Monday, but with more swagger.
Synonyms: Masturbation Monday, but with more swagger.
by Jackrabbit76er October 26, 2025
Get the Stroke it Monday mug.To engage in the male act of self pleasure.
In other words, the opposite of "playing with your cat" or "playing with your 😺", which refers to the female act of self pleasure.
Also spelt "Stroking your 🐕"
In other words, the opposite of "playing with your cat" or "playing with your 😺", which refers to the female act of self pleasure.
Also spelt "Stroking your 🐕"
Guy 1 says, "I spent last night stroking my 🐕"
Guy 2 says, "hold on, isn't it November, you can't be stroking your dog"
Guy 2 says, "hold on, isn't it November, you can't be stroking your dog"
by JohnLennonforPOTUS2032 December 13, 2025
Get the Stroking your dog mug.hey dude the stroking leaves are in town, lets check them out!!! I wish i can stroke leaves as well as they do
by Janicatt December 30, 2003
Get the the stroking leaves mug.A ridiclulaous noise emitted from a weedy little gangsta stud muffin as he pumps some g-g-g-g-g-unit Iron.
by Griffith de la cruz November 9, 2008
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