soft

something hard

bro you're so soft

by AHAHHAHAHAJKNDJKSJHAHAHAHKA\SA June 23, 2018

Soft Lit

A state of being lit but not really. To be turnt but not really. To be rekt but I mean...not really. It is the state which is the epitome of having had a fun but controlled night.

1. Resh: Yo Kunal how was your night?"
Nunal: I ate a girl out and had normal shit so I'm just kind of soft lit.

Resh: Right.

2.

Kajith: Hubert what do you think of this vacuum; super big but also super powerful.

Zubert: Dude, that's fucking soft lit af.
Kajith: Goddamn you are smart.

by Vastrum January 23, 2017

Soft Machine

A close-ranged stand in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5 that attacks using it's sword, and attacks its target by deflating them. Zucchero is the stand user of Soft Machine.

ABBACHIO: Watch out, Soft Machine has attacked Narancia!

by johnbeanpotter September 30, 2022

"soft drink" water-saver rule

The disgusting "mellow/yellow" procedure practiced during water-shortages, or implemented to lower your consumption of pay-per-gallon city-water.

Rather than practicing the "soft drink" water-saver rule to save on my utility-bills, I collect rainwater in buckets outside, and then use that some of the time to flush my toilet.

by QuacksO October 15, 2018

Soft-Cock

1. Someone that is a little bitch and a pussy
2. A really nice and gentle rooster that is well-behaved

1. If you don't punch a cop in the dick you're a Soft-Cock
2. That is a really well-behaved Soft-Cock

by SUB!!! 2!!! PEWDIEPIE!!! January 23, 2019

Soft mad

When you’re angry at someone because they’re right and/or slightly endeared by their statement.

A reaction to a backhanded compliment

He says you’re his most dramatic friend. Is that offensive or are you just soft mad?

by Dazed_succubus September 30, 2019

soft background

The context that exists beyond tangible, hard details, often involving insights into culture and interpersonal dynamics.

"She'd been so focused on acquiring the property and overhauling the vineyard's operations that the soft background of the relationship between the caterer and the tasting room manager hadn't crossed her mind."

by KatyMarley July 20, 2024