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Perpetual Singlelarity

The point of being a state of singleness for an extended period of time, or being single too often. Usually seems never ending to the individual in such a state.
Man1: "Hey bro? How'd that date go last night?"
Man2: "Not good man. I think I screwed up."
Man1: "Dude, that's like the third date this week. It's like you're in a perpetual singlelarity."
by baconspanker March 30, 2015
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socially single

You are single to everyone else except your partner. If you still have all of the elements of a serious relationship, physical and emotional and both partners know. If the relationship isn't socially exeptable or forbidden but the partners keep it secret, but still act the same.
" You cannot date him!!! " she still does. Means socially single.
by Nakry December 13, 2015
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socially single

Socially single is when you are single to everyone else except your partner. When a relationship isn't socially acceptable or bidden by others ( including or especially parents ) consent from both partners. Socially single is just like dating but no one know except you and your partner. It is not friends with benefits or fuck buddys . It still has all the qualities as a serious relationship.
Things prevent me from dating Colton but we still secretly do. I'm socially single.
by Nakry December 13, 2015
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a single barred window

A short story written by Andrew Carpentier
Have you read a single barred window yet? It's like the author was in there!
by Historyfacts102 November 17, 2016
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jake singer

The most painful person to be around. He is often screaming racial slurs, whilst parading around in his typical WW2, Nazi German uniform, screeching out his misogynistic arguments whilst he is stepping on the children of the proletarian families
Fuck! I hate this kid Jake Singer.
by Sloss_ February 23, 2017
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[quasi-single]

Mariane & Al are definitely not quasi-single
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The single best friend

Definition: A friend who has no segnificant other.

1.) Your best friend, who contrary to you is single.
2.) Your boyfriend's /girlfrien's best friend, who is single and is out and about to catch a new girlfriend/boyfriend.
3.) Your or your boyfriend's/girlfriend's best friend who is single and is out and about you or your segnificant other even though you or your segnificant other are in a relationship.
4.) 2.)&3.) Combined. And possibly in front of you/your segnificant other.
5.) 2.),3.)&1.) Combined.
The single best friend.

1.) " Oh that's just Frank my single best friend."

Just a nice guy.

2.) "Hey, that's Perry, Paolo's best friend, he's nice, give him a shot!"

You are trying to help.

3.)"That's Ryan, could we go please, I just get really depressed when I see him, he has no boundaries and no morals."

You don't wanna remember.

4.)"We should leave now, I just saw Robin, he is the worst. Honestly, he pretends to be so nice... But in reality,... Oh come on just let us go... I really don't want to think about that trauma right now."

You sadly have to remember.

5.)"Urgh, that ****** little ******* **** does not even deserves a name, take me home honey so I can cry into your arms like a baby and you will tell me that everything will be alright, even though it will never be...."

You will never forget what he had done.

The single best friend .
by Patpatcat :3 January 5, 2017
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