Self gratification 

What alot of you little women hating, homophobic, backstabbing, lolly pop licking bedwetters are really doing on this web site. Try to remember that this is really just entertainment mixed with a tiny bit of insight and education. Its not as much fun when you use it to bash ex's or spew your racial epitaphs. Get over yoursef already. She was no good for man!

My girlfriend,________ just broke up with me because she's a stupid wh*re!!! (sniffle) Or maybe it's because you had too many cats and too many posters of Star Trek on the walls?

Self gratification by Cornfucker January 25, 2004

self actualization 

A yuppie word for bullshit.

The kids had been hit by self actualization, because their teachers said so and then proceeded to chase them with it.

self actualization by normanorma May 19, 2009

self searching 

like soul searching, but without requiring a belief in ghosts.

i've been doing a lot of self searching, and i found that i am not at all religious.

self searching by chuckybubbles November 21, 2009

Self Cuck 

When you go full Doctor Strange and leave your body to watch yourself getting fucked.

That was an epic self cuck.

Self Cuck by Fourkins October 30, 2019

Self-Insert Definitions 

1. When dumbasses post their name with definitions, expecting millions of random strangers to just fall out of their chairs at their dumb inside joke.

2. When some pissed off dickbag misuses a platform, just so they can vent about someone they hate.

3. When some insecure fuck makes a definition of their name that's just compliments to themselves, so they can jerk themselves off to distract themselves from thoughts of how little they actually contribute to society.

I'm fucking sick of seeing these god damn self-insert definitions, everytime I go to vote. Who are you expecting to find this funny? What makes you think random strangers who don't even know what you look like are going to get this? Please for the love of god, keep your shitty self-inserts in fanfictions.

Self-Insert Definitions by CuteBoy56 July 1, 2019

self improvement 

Is masturbation. (Now self destruction is the answer.)

Self improvement, such as working out is as useless as masturbation. All it does is make you feel good about yourself, but in reality accomplishes nothing.

self improvement by Tyler Nedrud October 31, 2007

self-endurange 

the sacrifice of studying for sleep.

My self-endurange doesn't let me stay up past midnight, or wake up before 10.

self-endurange by chansy November 9, 2004