by Pickyboots March 1, 2010
Get the Self weeding cuntmug. by Kushwalker May 14, 2018
Get the self made bossmug. A quick and audible nasal inhalation made after making a declarative statement about a topic that one's audience supposedly knows little and/or the sniffer considers himself/herself somewhat of an expert. The self-important sniff serves as punctuation to a statement that is typically unquestionable as the sniffer may attempt to pass opinion off as fact. It is typically used by hipsters, although it is also used mockingly, and to some comedic effect, on the Adam Carolla Podcast, as well as The Film Vault (podcast) by hosts Bald Bryan and Dick Anderson.
by Mjim#9 November 7, 2011
Get the Self-Important Sniffmug. Abbreviated as "SEF"
The friend(s) of a highly attractive girl who's sole purpose is to make the attractive girl feel better about themselves and look perpetually times more attractive to guys.
Also, the SEF serves a double purpose as a cockblocker
The friend(s) of a highly attractive girl who's sole purpose is to make the attractive girl feel better about themselves and look perpetually times more attractive to guys.
Also, the SEF serves a double purpose as a cockblocker
Charlie: Yo check out that slut over at that table, shes hot as fuck. Im'a go get that.
Justin: Yeah dude, but check out all her friends.
Charlie: Fucking Self Esteem Friends...
Justin: Yeah dude, but check out all her friends.
Charlie: Fucking Self Esteem Friends...
by You Wont, No Balls June 9, 2011
Get the Self Esteem Friendmug. To wank or masturbate
Dave: You alright there Steve you look a little uncomfortable?
Steve: Nah mate my nob is red raw, I overinduleged in some self harm whilst watching loose women earlier.
Steve: Nah mate my nob is red raw, I overinduleged in some self harm whilst watching loose women earlier.
by superjac March 27, 2008
Get the Self Harmmug. A twat who claims he's only behaving like a twat in defence of the fact that other people keep calling him a twat behind his back.
Similar to a self-fulfilling prophecy but more personal, and often used as a defense mechanism, usually by men to avoid ever having to engage with anyone emotionally, or say sorry.
Their phrase of choice should you ask them why they're behaving like a twat is of course: 'Are you calling me a twat then!?' and then centre all their twatness upon you as you obviously must be the source of why everyone thinks they're a twat, and are no longer inviting them to any more social events.
Similar to a self-fulfilling prophecy but more personal, and often used as a defense mechanism, usually by men to avoid ever having to engage with anyone emotionally, or say sorry.
Their phrase of choice should you ask them why they're behaving like a twat is of course: 'Are you calling me a twat then!?' and then centre all their twatness upon you as you obviously must be the source of why everyone thinks they're a twat, and are no longer inviting them to any more social events.
I can't be bothered to try and make sense of the man anymore, he just seems to be a self-fulfilling twat.
by ..WiL June 11, 2007
Get the Self-Fulfilling Twatmug. A self proclaimed genius is a person that thinks they either know everything, or that they are all that and a bag of chips.
by SaggitarianPoetess May 28, 2006
Get the self proclaimed geniusmug.