Flying Chuck Roundhouse Dick Attack

Invented By Chuck Norris Himself!
Usually used when a ho starts bothering you in bed, talking shit or something. You just have to get your dick as hard as you can, do a roundhouse kick, but instead of using your leg to kick the opponent you use your dick. After you dates passes out from that glorious impact place your scrotum and dick near her face and perform a flying squirrel to wake her up. Injuries may occur... The only person that's been able to perform this maneuver properly has been chuck norris himself.

Dude, so I was having the best Fuckathlon ever... and this bitch starts complaining 'bout shit, so I tried tha Flying Chuck Roundhouse Dick Attack maneuver to shut her up!!! It worked wonderfully

by Mañiomalaz November 7, 2008

rounds

A series of fists going at each other, punching, fighting, hitting, and basically beating.

Yo I heard you were talkin sh*t, gimme them rounds b*tch!

by fly lil l4dy May 16, 2006

mushroom roulette

n. exhilarating game played by picking and eating fungi in the forest; will it be tasty or will it be deadly?

I can't feel my eyeballs and I'm vomiting blood.

Ahh. I'm guessing you've been playing mushroom roulette ... and you're losing.

by gnostic1 August 4, 2011

rough trade

Someone, generally 'scruffy' looking, who participates in S/M type behavior.

He went down to the Dockside bars to look for some roughtrade.

by Wolf September 9, 2003

round lake

A town in northern Illinois with a population of about 30,000 people. Demographics are as follows: white (62%), hispanic (31%), black (3%), and other ethnicities make up the other 4%. As a person who grew up in Round Lake, I feel that I had a strong sense of pride in my community. People who hate on the town either don't live there, or are losers who are never happy, but too lazy to leave. The demographics are changing because of a growing minority population and the building of upper scale housing subdivisions. Every town has its problems with juvenile delinquents and drugs. These problems in Round Lake should not be attributed to the minority population. Just ask what Vernon Hills and Lake Forest kids do in their spare time. It's a town that has a worse reputation than it deserves.

Which car wash should I go to in Round Lake? The one with Mighty Mouse riding the elephant on the roof (not in a dirty way, though! Get your mind out of the nasty ass gutter)!

by Grace S. July 24, 2008

Rough Sneeze

When the receiver of penetration sneezes, causing their vagina or anal glands to tighten, causing pleasure for both parties.

Kind of like a donkey punch but no violence

achoo ooo oooohhhh" "have you just cum?" "no, my vagina just clenched around your cock" "oh, like a rough sneeze then

by Jack Jonas October 15, 2010

Routed

Routed adj. - A word used to describe the initial transition of a persons state of mind and body to another more relaxed state, as a direct result of injestion of any substance into the body.

After a long day at work Bill says to Joe " Want to get routed after work? I got a little. "

by CongaChild June 16, 2010