Procrastibake

Using baking as a way to procrastinate from doing real work.

A: "Are you done with your thesis yet?"
B: "Yeah -- right after I procrastibake this flourless chocolate torte."

A: "Wow! Look at all these cupcakes."
B: "I have a paper due."
A: "Oh. So you're procrastibaking."

by Effictionary March 24, 2013

proCRISTINAting

When a Cristina decides she would rather talk on iChat and facebook instead of completing school work and other important tasks in her life. A Cristina may also type nonsense for a while to keep herself busy.

I've been procristinating my life away because I hate school.

by truffletrussles November 16, 2009

Procrastihate

The art of waiting to hate until it will have the greatest affect on the hatee.

Hater 1: See that guy talking to that chick? I hate that guy.
Hater 2: go cockblock him then.
Hater 1: Na, I'ma wait till he's done spittin his game.
Hater 2: So you gonna Procrastihate, NICE!!!

by IceColdNinjaBeast February 4, 2010

Procrastilisation

A cross between socialising and procrastinating. Delaying important work by socialising.

1) I was busy procrastilising instead of doing all the work I had.

2) Social dining areas and bars are great plases for procrastilisation to occur

by tbmw February 8, 2010

procrasturbate

To masturbate for large quantities of time, thus putting off something you are supposed to be doing instead.

1. Jose: Have you finished the homework assignment?

Chris: Nah man, I've been procrasturbating ever since I came home from school.

2. Eric: I don't feel like doing my work, I have better things to do!

John: Well make sure you don't procrasturbate like you did yesterday.

by dunebug October 15, 2010

Procrasturbation

When procrastion feels so good it must be sexual.

Person- Dude, finals are next week. You should probably study.
Other Person- I know but procrasturbation feels too good!

by LOLKIT December 13, 2010

Procrasterbationap

Procrasterbationap is the fine art of using masterbation to procrastinate which results in accidentally falling asleep which may result in missing important activities or plans that were previously scheduled.

Boyfriend: "I didn't mean to miss our date honey I was procrasterbating and fell asleep afterwards."

Girlfriend "Well I hope you enjoyed your procrasterbationap, I slept with your best friend instead!"

by DaveOdmo January 26, 2011