A loop that can be made while tying your shoes, that when you pull it, it makes a sound resembling "poooooooop".
by ShamWow plus a Snuggy February 19, 2009
Get the Poop Loopmug. The feeling of slight soreness/dull aching pain following the act of immense bowel cleansing, coming from the anus expanding to a, sometimes, seemingly unbelievable amount.
Bobby: Are you okay, Chuck?
Chuck: Oh, I'm alright, I'm just experiencing some pretty horrendous poop aftershock.
Bobby: I told you not to have that fourth bean chalupa last night!
Sometimes I can barely walk after I take a huge POO! DAMN YOU, POOP AFTERSHOCK!!!
Chuck: Oh, I'm alright, I'm just experiencing some pretty horrendous poop aftershock.
Bobby: I told you not to have that fourth bean chalupa last night!
Sometimes I can barely walk after I take a huge POO! DAMN YOU, POOP AFTERSHOCK!!!
by Ashley and Abby February 9, 2008
Get the poop aftershockmug. When you've been harboring a major cable so long that your body starts to forcibly reject it, giving you the feelings of contractions in your anus. Often accompanied by ass sweat, and anal convulsions.
Man I've been holding off on dropping this bad boy off so long, I'm starting to have poop contractions!
by rockerdon666 December 4, 2009
Get the poop contractionsmug. a car, particularly a truck (suburban, etc.), covered in a poop-like substance resembling that of dust, sand, tar, mud, or dirt.
We were walking down the street in Canada and I saw a car covered in dusty dirt! I then decided to write "Poop Truck" on the window with my finger!
by missingno. February 23, 2009
Get the poop truckmug. A discipline where the contestant tries to poop as far as possible.
To make a poop, the competitor starts in a slightly recessed concrete-surfaced circle of 2.5 meters (8 feet 2½ inches) diameter. The pooper typically takes an initial stance facing away from the direction of the poop.
He then spins around one and a half times through the circle to build momentum, then releases his poop.
During the final phase the athlete may begin to release a fart to further accelerate the poop as well as to create an air cushion effect.
To make a poop, the competitor starts in a slightly recessed concrete-surfaced circle of 2.5 meters (8 feet 2½ inches) diameter. The pooper typically takes an initial stance facing away from the direction of the poop.
He then spins around one and a half times through the circle to build momentum, then releases his poop.
During the final phase the athlete may begin to release a fart to further accelerate the poop as well as to create an air cushion effect.
Ooouuhhh, that one looks good. Awesome. He olympic pooped across half the field. That must be at least silver. Olympic Pooping at it's finest, ladies and gentlemen!
by bumarse October 25, 2009
Get the Olympic Poopingmug. by D-Monkey February 25, 2018
Get the Poop Facemug. When you're wearing extremely tight pants and you're erection looks like you took a shit and it went to the front of your pants.
by FB.com/Trenton.the.Terrible July 24, 2011
Get the Front Poopmug.