When someone is sitting on a guy's lap or dancing on him, but he gets hard but they mistake it for a mobile device.
by Alrxi November 2, 2021
Get the is that your phone?mug. Phone Herpes iswhen your phonejust turns off. The reason it is called phone herpes is because it spreads, once your friend's phone has it, its a matter of time before you have it.
by useacondomwhenitcomestophonese November 13, 2009
Get the Phone Herpesmug. by Dubiks April 6, 2019
Get the dead phonemug. When you wave to someone but have your phone in hand and it's kinda awkward to the person who received the wave.
When she looked up from her phone, she saw me and gave me a phone wave so I picked up my phone and phone waved her back.
by Licensed_Nerd July 28, 2019
Get the Phone Wavemug. by ass monkey August 16, 2016
Get the smash phonemug. A phone purchased and used solely for the purpose of setting up dates with call girls or escorts;
usually a pre paid, disposable phone your significant other does not have access to.
usually a pre paid, disposable phone your significant other does not have access to.
"I was out of minutes on my poon phone, so I had to use my family plan cell & my wife caught me calling an escort service."
"He uses his poon phone to call escorts when he's out of town on business."
"Smart john's always have a poon phone so their wife doesn't catch 'em calling ho's."
"He uses his poon phone to call escorts when he's out of town on business."
"Smart john's always have a poon phone so their wife doesn't catch 'em calling ho's."
by BBS2 September 23, 2013
Get the poon phonemug. by Dubiks April 6, 2019
Get the dead phonemug.