is that your phone?

A question which may be asked when a man's anatomy is mistaken for a mobile phone which may "poke" someone in the back while dancing

Lucy asked JT "is that your phone?"
He replied, "no, it's in the apartment"

by Zantee09 July 17, 2009

is that your phone?

When someone is sitting on a guy's lap or dancing on him, but he gets hard but they mistake it for a mobile device.

"is that your phone?"
"no I just have a boner rn"

by Alrxi November 3, 2021

Park your phones

What your teacher says when they want to start being strict and make you put your phones in pockets on the front board.

*Teacher* "Park your phones!"
*Students* "Mannnn did you park your phone yet"
"Nah I just slid my case in backwards. He tryna be strict out of nowhere."

by yourneighborswifi December 5, 2016

always on your phone

A phrase usually used by a fuckwit

You're always on your phone, the other person replies with, you're a fuckwit

by ThermalThrottle June 16, 2017

bless your phone

Send a nude or receive a nude

I'm trying to bless your phone

by Zamnn zaddy June 5, 2017

charging your phone

the excuse you use when you want to go to your car and do "stuff" with your girl friend.

I was wathcing a crappy movie so i said my cell was dead and went to the car to charge it. I waited a few moments and my GF comes out and we have some fun foging up my windows.

"I went to charge my phone in my car and my girlfriend and I dissapeared for half an hour, thus the term charging your phone.

by smokeybeaner February 20, 2006

charge your phone

The act of having explosive diarrhea while another man is inside of your anus.

"I've been feeling sick lately. I hope I don't charge your phone tonight."
"Would you like me to charge your phone?"
"Do you like it when I charge your phone?"

by meya ya ya November 4, 2011