greasy peanut butter

Something Glen always says, but we never understand.

Oh - jeesh! This is like driving in greasy peanut butter!

by John Smith January 15, 2004

Coconut Pecan Cake Frosting

Something tasty to eat when your mom leaves your home alone and refuses to let you hang out with her friends (a good way to sorrow in the fact you have no life)

Coconut Pecan Cake Frosting is pretty good, but I think I ate too much and I'm getting really sick

by Adam Man March 11, 2005

peanut butter and jelly sandwich

apply peanut butter to your penis and put jelly on a girl's pussy then proceed to have sex

me and this chick made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich last night

by eaknasty February 21, 2009

peanut butter

as opposed to jamming a dick into an orifice, one peanut butters a dick into an orifice

A: "dude what's the difference between peanut butter and jam?"

B: "I dunno? what?"

A: "you can't peanut butter a dick into an asshole!"

B: "you obviously aren't trying hard enough!"

by holyshitaduck! March 12, 2013

Peanuckle

A game when two persons interlock fingers, try to bend back the others hand/wrist until it hurts so bad, the loser screams “Peanuckle!” in submission of defeat.

Peanuckle!!, yelled Pete as I bend his fingers back all the way to his wrist.

by Nanatucketnater February 15, 2018

Peanut dog

The sexual act of performing anal with your mans best friend whilst using peanut butter as lube. Once climixed you pull out and let your dog enjoy the peanut surprise.

I can't hang tonight bro. The dog is horny and wants some peanut dog.

by PupperSupper August 25, 2016

Peanut Buffer

A hom who uses his cock to buff the peanuts contained within another hom's terd (i.e fucking him up the arse)

Julian Clary is a peanut buffer

by FatBob May 15, 2003