peanut butter

as opposed to jamming a dick into an orifice, one peanut butters a dick into an orifice

A: "dude what's the difference between peanut butter and jam?"

B: "I dunno? what?"

A: "you can't peanut butter a dick into an asshole!"

B: "you obviously aren't trying hard enough!"

by holyshitaduck! March 13, 2013