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Out of your league

When a girl/boy is much better looking and often more experienced than you are at dating.

Therefore you must work your way out of the lower leagues in order to achieve the 'premier date'. This is because the only way you can become as good as him/her is to gain as much experience as possible in the hope that you get to beat them in the future...
Friend 1: "Wow that girl is so out of your league"
You: "Yeah, that's why I'm starting with this" *points at lower, less attractive and overall 'easier' woman.*
Friend 2: "Fair enough"
by Educated-singles.com July 20, 2015
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Out of 10 dicks.

A unit of measurement to see how much something sucks . Something sucking 1 out of 10 dicks is nothing , But if something sucks 10 out of 10 dicks you know its bad.
E.G
<Person A>: AHHH i broke a nail
<Person B>: Pfft that only sucks like 1 out of 10 dicks.

<Person A>: I got hit by a bus ....
<Person B>: Dude , that has gotta suck at least 8 out of 10 dicks
by Gazmanic January 13, 2009
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Bored Out Of My Mind

Used to describe ultimate boredom.
(XaXa) - Dude! I'm bored out of my mind! What should I do?

(aXaX) - Uh... Maybe go outside?
by The Wordy Wizard October 30, 2019
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Outofer

To get under the influence of any substance as long as there is alcohal envolved, as the main substance or just as somthing to add to it, in a manner where you don't flaunt it.
"Hey man, wanna get outofer?"
Where?
"The party?"
"Nope, I'm gonna get outofer here"
by oojuu March 24, 2003
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out of town stupid

(adj)- in sports; it is a person (general manager, owner, etc) who believes a player from a different city is a quality player, when in actuality it is the national media hyping the play of said player.
Hopefully Matt Forte will gain enough national credit to attract "out of town stupid" gm's to trade a good player for him.
by Bitchtits Mcgee November 16, 2009
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stay out of jail

A kickass Motorhead song from the CD "We Are Motorhead" (2000)

A good plan, if you want to preserve your anal virginity
I decided to stay out of jail, because I'm 17 and weigh 97 lbs.
by Assex 776 January 3, 2008
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fell out of bed

When a stock in a publically traded company goes down a rediculous amount. This is usually because of a bad financial new announcement.
"My broker bought me this piece of shit start up company last week, the fucking stock fell out of bed already."
by Lick Cuddy13 May 24, 2009
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