Turkish Eye Opener

When in the process of giving oral sex to a male, a finger is forcefully jammed into the receiver's rectum without prior knowledge.

When Biggie G was blowing Johnnie B, he decided to surprise him with a Turkish Eye Opener to get him to cum quicker. Johnnie B screamed with delight after the initial shock.

by Marty D January 3, 2007

personal opinion

Something that is not allowed on the internet for obvious reasons.
Usually the main cause for "Flame Wars" and other form of text-based arguments.
Never, ever have a personal opinion. It will just end badly.

"My personal opinion is that I think that republicans make valid points some of the times."
World War Three started from this comment. There were no survivors.

by dhjgldf;ghldgh June 23, 2016

optimus prime

leader of the Autobot Army in Transformers, and the sexiest robot alive.

I'd have sex with Optimus Prime

by SexyLexie September 25, 2007

soap opera

A weekday drama airing during the daytime, intended for women (particularly "homemakers"/"at-home moms"), known for excessively emotional acting and shallow plots and scripts. Soap operas are so-called because the earliest dramas, which originated in the 1950s and 1960s, were sponsored by soap-making companies such as Proctor & Gamble.

My wife's favorite soap opera is Days Of Our Lives. Or is it All My Children?

by LudwigVan December 12, 2003

Opeth

The Gods, indeed. Every album is GENIUS. Especially the first four.

Some metal *d00d* - Hey, don't ya think KoRn are da best, innit!
Opeth fan - No. Be quiet, cockmonkey. Opeth ownz j00 b0'/0

by Tom (I'm such a little trooper.) March 31, 2003

Operating

When your doing something very successful with no struggle what’s so ever.

I just got a nuke in call of duty I’m operating!

by Moneysavage April 2, 2020

Optimistic Pessimism

Hope for the best; prepare for the worst.

Optimistic pessimism is a great way to live your life, because you can't lose.

People who argue that optimistic pessimism - or any kind of pessimism for that matter - is a self fulfilling argument are just naive irrational pseudo-philosophical hippies.

by I hate optimists April 25, 2010