bad ninja

The variety of stealthy person whom is not very stealthy or sneaky in any way, shape or form and almost always gives away their location, but somehow is never caught.

Jessica Rabbit is a bad ninja, but shes hot!

by Dart Guy July 13, 2006

army of ninjas

Irrational fear or paranoia.

"I don't know why you have a password on your screen saver, Bob. It's not like there's an army of ninjas waiting in the air ducts to steal your porn."

by Theropod March 10, 2004

ninja linking

Using a false address as the text mask for a hyperlink with the intention of keeping actual hyperlink secret until too late.

using VB code;

url=www.ratemypoo.comwww.coolbeans.com/url

the above code would display as "www.coolbeans.com" but once clicked, the "www.ratemypoo.com" link is opened.

by Wawa February 21, 2003

Ninjuice

From "Ask A Ninja."

When you get some awesome ninja street cred for doing something ninjatastic. Its also a very painful drink that tastes like a punch in the face.

I got some some rad Ninjuice by killing a flaming Minataur with three heads.

or

Ninja 1:" Eww! Thats some bad ass Ninjuice!"
Ninja 2:" Dude, thats orange juice and minty mouthwash."

by Secret Justin June 5, 2007

Ninja Lime Green Peach

1. A peach, specifically lime green, that has ninja-like skills

2. May use kunai, shuriken, nun-chucks or other various ninja equipment

4. Ninja Lime Green Peach may be used as a nickname, stating one has skills like a peach

Ninja 1: You suck, you Ninja Peach!
Ninja 2: T__T

Ninja 1: You're such a ninja peach you dork.
Ninja 2: T__T

Ninja 1: Hey Ninja Lime Green Peach! Lets fight!
Ninja 2:.....T__T

by Ninja Peach March 1, 2008

Ninja Drunk

When you are drinking and minute you're fine and the next minute you're waste.

It's when the alcohol sneaks up on you like a ninja.

Yo dude red bull and vodkas get me Ninja Drunk. I never know when they are going to hit me.

I was talking to Emily and everything was fine and then she got Ninja Drunk and could barely walk.

by Sc Smith (zy3n) November 1, 2008

Ninja Girl

-The Ninja girl AKA Kunoichi were women/girls that were trained in Ninjutsu(Art of stealth).
-Normally desguised as geisha's or villagers.
-Kunoichis usually desguis there weapons as Fans, Flute(blow gun), hair tie(poison needles),etc.
-Since their body stucture is diffrent from guy ninjas there training was diffrent meaning they had there own advantages.

Example:
-A kunoichi would hide there face and pretend to cry to draw the atention of the target. The target ussually comes closer to ask whats wrong then suddenly she takes out the hidden weapon and kills the target.

-A kunoichi will suddenly take her clothes of to make the target distracted,suprised ,horny then kill the target with a hidden weapon quikly.

-Ninja girls were effective in assasination because no one expects girls to be able to fight.

-Good at gathering info like battle plans when desguised as geisha

by Shinobinojutsu November 13, 2011