nice shoes

To say nice shoes to a girl has nothing to do with what's on their feet, but what's inside their bra. Nice shoes in other words means "nice breasts"

(big breasted girl walks by)
Dude: Damn baby... Nice shoes.
Girl: Hehe, thanks. I got them at Footlocker.
Dude: (give smile)

by Sean Dominguez June 17, 2004

real nice

When something is shitty, less than ideal, or not functioning properly

"That piano is real nice"

"Kids are dumb"
"You are real nice"

Q: "How about this weather?" *looks up at gray sky*
A: "Real nice."

by jphab April 16, 2014

nice t's

a beautiful set of sweater kittens. you say it to girls but you don't want them to get all high and mighty so they don't blow you later so after saying "nice t's" you say "not you". sure it's cruel and gets there hopes up, but in the long run, it helps you in your quest to nail them in the seat.

Nice T's Sarah. Not you.

by hammer November 9, 2006

Vanilla Nice

(N.) Vanilla Ice's 12 year old son he had during the making of Cool as Ice.

"I'd rather die and come back as Vanilla Ice's son..." Eminem

by G-Union November 26, 2003

nice

When this word is used by a girl it means she's not attracted to said person.

Jim is nice

Joe is nice

by Weekend at Saddamy's April 7, 2009

Nice Joke

Used when someone says something that you didn't do or have no intention of actually doing.

Person 1: "Hey, did you do the bio homework?"
Person 2: "Nice joke, faggot"

Person 1: "You don't smoke weed right?"
Person 2: "HAHA! Nice joke, fag."

White Man: "Pick my cotton dumb nigger!"
Black Man: "Haha, nice joke. Now GET THE FUCK OUTTA HUR BEFO I SHANK YO CRACKA ASS!"

by Jacob w June 17, 2012

Nice Cock

A term used to describe another mans genetals while also being funny. Only used for 6 inches or more. no small shlongs allowed.

As joe Swanson says in his cock raitings: WOAH NICE COCK!

by sad lil mushroom boi July 21, 2020