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penis muchies

When a women is hungry for the PENIS!!!
Girl I was at the strip club last night and girl all I could think of was the penis muchies
by Weird reptile August 11, 2015
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machiniality

(v.) act of boning machines
Andrew commited machiniality when he boned his laptop.

We caught Andrew in the act of machiniality with his dick stuck in his Taurus' tailpipe.
by Andrew69b November 2, 2008
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machine cuisine

I didn't have time for breakfast so I got some machine cuisine at the airport.
by Neil Alien August 10, 2009
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machinecat

A cat being used to make a machine gun sound in "meow" form. Previously shown on Web soup.
My cat can turn from cat, to machinecat!
by olympiano June 26, 2010
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machine nut

'machine nut' or 'machine nutting'
The Machine Nut is named for the first half of the activity, the second half usually comes as a surprise to any who were previously unaware of the activity before hearing about it.

Two men - usually fratboys - pleasure themselves next to eachother, and have to cum as many times as possible. Whoever stops first, no matter the reason, is labeled a Pussy, while the winner gets the right to commit sodomy upon the loser's anus until the winner ejaculates inside the losers anus once.
Drew: Yo, we should go machine nutting, Trevor
Trevor: Yo, hell yeah, drew
by probablyhomosapien September 18, 2018
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machirulo

Argentinian word that was popularize by the ex president Cristina F. De Kirchner.
Sym. Machist, misogynist
Example:
- omg your friend greg listened what he just say? What an asshole.
- yeah, I know what a machirulo
by Julieta July 24, 2019
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Machine queen

A chick or effeminate guy at the gym, ear buds, leggings, sunglasses, expensive patterned clothes , talking on phone and sitting on one machine FOREVER !!
When approached they act like they don’t hear, then f u tap on shoulder and ask f u can work in they reply: “I ONLY HAVE FIVE MORE SETS”
I’ve been waiting to use the leg press for 45 min, but the guy in the bedazzled shirt has been on it , he’s a machine queen
by Davedale August 30, 2019
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