A stupid ass black guy who can't rap for rabbit nuts. He gets fucked in the ass daily by Paul Wall, while Michael Watts watches them while crying and jacking off at the same time
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A beautiful, gorgeous, outgoing girl who loves laughing, smiles a lot, and flirts with all the guys. Mistaken for a slut or a whore; namely her past is ugly, but she looks into the future for comfort. DO NOT MAKE HER MAD. If she does manage to get become mad, make sure you are quiet and NOT trying to get in her way. Otherwise, she is very accepting of others, but critical if they are too creepy.
Also, see Jennifer.
Also, see Jennifer.
Guy 1: Did you see her? She looks amazing! Should I go bother her?
Guy 2: Don't bother. She's going out with Dave and she's a Jenisity.
Girl 1: Jenisity is my bestest friend in the world!!!
Guy 2: Don't bother. She's going out with Dave and she's a Jenisity.
Girl 1: Jenisity is my bestest friend in the world!!!
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Get the janisty mug.Hey, Vsauce. Michael here. Where are your fingers? Seriously. It's a pretty easy question. You should be able to answer it. But how do you know? How does anyone know anything?
You might say, well, I know where my fingers are. I'm looking right at them. Or, I can touch them, I can feel them, they're right here and that's good. Your senses are a great way to learn things. In fact, we have way more than the usual five senses we talk about. For instance, your kinesthetic sense, proprioception. This is what the police evaluate during a field sobriety test. It allows you to tell where your fingers and arms and head and legs in your body is all in relation to each other without having to look or touch other things. We have way more than five senses, we have at least twice as many and then some. But they're not perfect.
There are optical illusions, audio illusions, temperature sensation illusions, even tactile illusions. Can you turn your tongue upside down? If so, perfect. Try this. Run your finger along the outer edge of the tip of your upside down tongue. Your tongue will be able to feel your finger, but in the wrong place. Our brains never needed to develop an understanding of upside down tongue touch. So, when you touch the right side of your tongue when it's flipped over to your left side you perceive a sensation on the opposite side, where your tongue usually is but isn't when it's upside down. It's pretty freaky and cool and a little humbling, because it shows the limits of
You might say, well, I know where my fingers are. I'm looking right at them. Or, I can touch them, I can feel them, they're right here and that's good. Your senses are a great way to learn things. In fact, we have way more than the usual five senses we talk about. For instance, your kinesthetic sense, proprioception. This is what the police evaluate during a field sobriety test. It allows you to tell where your fingers and arms and head and legs in your body is all in relation to each other without having to look or touch other things. We have way more than five senses, we have at least twice as many and then some. But they're not perfect.
There are optical illusions, audio illusions, temperature sensation illusions, even tactile illusions. Can you turn your tongue upside down? If so, perfect. Try this. Run your finger along the outer edge of the tip of your upside down tongue. Your tongue will be able to feel your finger, but in the wrong place. Our brains never needed to develop an understanding of upside down tongue touch. So, when you touch the right side of your tongue when it's flipped over to your left side you perceive a sensation on the opposite side, where your tongue usually is but isn't when it's upside down. It's pretty freaky and cool and a little humbling, because it shows the limits of
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Get the Jonas Bahn mug.Janisi is a unique name that everyone stops to hear. They usually are the funniest people you will ever meet, they don't care who you are and where you came from they will be their self's, asoutgoing as they are if you hurt them or they friends they will leave you the curb because of how loyal they are, trust me you don't want to lose them! They are beautiful but don't know it, they don't like showing their feelings when it comes to love and don't move too fast..
by ItsBrittnyBitch October 7, 2018
Get the Janisi mug.Jeniset is someone who is very funny, kindhearted, and crazy. She's someone who you can always count on if you ever need someone to talk too. She's not the most prettiest or most beautiful girl you have ever met but she's unique and with the most extraordinary person you will ever meet. She's like a sunflower that no one ever chooses because roses are better then them. She doesnt have a lot of friends but she has those 2 or 3 people that she considers her friends even if they don't really care for her because that's how Jeniset's are. She's a wild and hyper person who loves to be adventurous and reach for goals. But be aware something rude or mean and she will get on your back. Also jeniset can fall deep inlove with that one special person but their not the best at telling the on who they like and have bad luck on guys. She loves watching movies and eating foods and exploring new thing's but she can be a little lazy. She's outgoing and literally talks to anyone who comes her way. She can be annoying sometimes but she means no harm.
David: "Who's that girl?"
Layla: "Oh thats jeni"
David: "Wow she's a girl with a unique (very different from others) personality wish we were friend's"
Jeniset- A girl who is fun.
Layla: "Oh thats jeni"
David: "Wow she's a girl with a unique (very different from others) personality wish we were friend's"
Jeniset- A girl who is fun.
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