A former programmer turned singer/songwriter. First achieved notoriety with his folk rendition of "Baby Got Back". Wrote "Still Alive", the credits song in Portal; and "Code Monkey", which is now the theme song for the G4 show of the same name. Has six albums on iTunes and two podcasts. Possibly the only artists immune to the effects of fame and money.
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Jiggaboo has a particular affinity for thefts, and inside jobs that involve tipoffs from employees or use of technology (such as computer swipe-cards, GPS systems, etc.). He is well versed in technology, weaponry, and booze (Primarily Olde English and Hennesy).
Above all, he treasures life and he lives it to the fullest...if only the "man" would ease up.
Jiggaboo has a particular affinity for thefts, and inside jobs that involve tipoffs from employees or use of technology (such as computer swipe-cards, GPS systems, etc.). He is well versed in technology, weaponry, and booze (Primarily Olde English and Hennesy).
Above all, he treasures life and he lives it to the fullest...if only the "man" would ease up.
"How'd you come in to all that cash?"
"Awww man, Jiggaboo Jones showed me how to make money from illegal immigrants"
"Aww hell yeah, LIKE A NIGGA SAY DO!"
"Awww man, Jiggaboo Jones showed me how to make money from illegal immigrants"
"Aww hell yeah, LIKE A NIGGA SAY DO!"
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"Man, did you see Goldberg's newest book where he claims that liberals are the real fascists? It's several hundred pages of sheer unadulterated Jonanism."
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Person: I just saw the hottest most talented actor in the world
ME: Was his name Jonathan Groff?
Person: NO
Me: Then he isn't the hottest most talented actor in the world
ME: Was his name Jonathan Groff?
Person: NO
Me: Then he isn't the hottest most talented actor in the world
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Plays lots of instruments and with a lot of passion (arm brace, anyone?).
A large cog in the Radiohead machine.
Plays lots of instruments and with a lot of passion (arm brace, anyone?).
A large cog in the Radiohead machine.
by OssettRyan December 29, 2007
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Get the Davy Jones' Locker mug.Handsome. Strong leader, expressive, devoted, guilty of tunnel vision and not letting anyone get in his way of getting what he wants. He has high expectations of others and of himself. Passionate about causes. Sensitive but tries hard to hide it. Loves to laugh and have a good time. Hates drama. Changes his mind over and over until he is sure. Has a temper. Plans for everything, and worries about the things he can't control or plan for. Great guy who others look up to.
Jonathan is a great guy!
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