Yaz Job

When women go on any form of birth control and in turn get big boobies

She looks like she got a freaking boob job...

Nope, she just got a Yaz Job

by Santa Clause 2353 December 5, 2009

Bonnet Job

The art of pleasuring a man using hands, whilst utilizing the bonnet of a car as a support for the man, without being caught by the owner. See also Auto-Erotica.

"Did you see Emma give that bonnet job earlier?" "I heard Tom got an amazing bonnet job" "There's an arse print on that Corsa, reckon someone's had a bonnet job?"

by Beef Horse April 4, 2015

Job Blocking

When a dude interups another guy while that guy is speaking to a lady about his line of work by topping his job.

Guy: So I'm an investor on Wall Street.
Lady:Oh, how interesting.
Dude: Well I'm a Chicago city Firefighter.
Lady: Wow, a firefighter! Oh I bet you save lives and everything!
Guy: Yo man. Stop the Job Blocking!

by Rick Da' Lingquist October 7, 2009

crotch job

tight shorts usually worn for gym class. They have no pockets to store anything and no zipper. They're usually red in color, sometimes blue. They hug your butt cheeks as well.

Johnnie has those red crotch job shorts on again. He's gonna have to pull them down if he needs to take a whizz.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 6, 2009

Dick Job

Two guys using their dicks to jerk off another guys dick (essentially sandwiching a penis between two penises)

Man those hot dudes gave me a good dick job

I gave my grandpa a sick job last night

by Robert (The Daddy) Armstrong May 25, 2022

B.O Job

When you are doing a girl, and she get's all sweaty. You then do her armpit.
This is the pre-move to a Canker Cleaner.

Me : Last night I got a B.O Job!

Friend1: I totally wish I was you!

by 413X J4M35 January 22, 2009

Bow job

The act of griping ones penis with the base of both elbows in a praying mantis like manor while stroking up and down until Orgasm is reached and the elbows are sticky.

I thought masturbation is normal, until i walked in on my brother giving himself a bow job.

by Mojo23 March 19, 2017