Jesus beat me to sleep 

When the sex is so good you knock each other out cold when finished. Generally a religious experience in which visions of god and or Jesus are known to occur.

Annica rocked my world so hard Saturday night it felt like Jesus beat me to sleep.

Jesus beat me to sleep by pta391 July 20, 2009

Jesus Piece 

A cross or cross shaped pendant for a chain. Not meant to show how much paper you got but to show that even though your not the holiest person ever, your down with God and Jesus.

"I'm far from religious but i got beliefs, so I put cannary yellow diamonds in my Jesus Piece" -The Game

Jesus Piece by moneyboi675 March 27, 2010

Jesus pimps 

Jehova's witnesses.

The Jesus pimps stopped at my door again yesterday.

Jesus pimps by Alan May 9, 2004

jesus christ on a crutch 

meaning "ohh shit" or fuckk!!

"jesus christ on a crutch that hurtt!"
or
"JESUS CHRiST ON A CRUTCH that was rude!!like what the ef

jesus christ on a crutch by Elle and Cody! September 8, 2007

jesus bomb

The kind of bomb that Attack Mode Jesus would plant

that Jesus Bomb just won the map

jesus bomb by amj August 21, 2006

"Jesus wept." 

John 11:35. The shortest verse in the King James version of the Bible. Translated from the original Greek, εδακρυσεν ο ιησους, literally meaning, "Jesus wept.". Perhaps the sole verse in the Bible that people actually "get" without guidance. Rarely open to interpretation, only cross-reference. Having said that, what many don't understand is that it may sum up the entire New Testament in two simple words. (Note: emphasis on the word, may.)

When someone starts to say what the Gospel according to John really meant when it said, "Jesus wept.", just walk away! It could be a money scam. Caveat emptor.

"Jesus wept." by Herr Doktor Grauwolf February 14, 2009

jesus christ on a cracker 

An exclamatory remark used to express surprise, distress, and outrage.

*In response to Matthew's CBT, Jack yells:
"Jesus Christ on a cracker!"

jesus christ on a cracker by Beau Weidman November 4, 2007