Hype fucking

The act from a third party of interfering and/or ruining the final expression of hype and enjoyment in regards to a product release, service release or activity in an incompetent or malicious way while it would've been a success otherwise.

Person 1: "OMG, these scalpers totally hype fucked the release of the new line-up of GPUs!"
Person 2: "Ikr! These people are proper asshats."

Person 1: "A Youtuber I used to follow decided it was ok to spread misinformation about new game releases for clicks..."
Person 2: "Seems some people really love hype fucking these releases with their channels while getting rich in the process. Wow."

Person 1: "Hiya! You finally downloaded the game we were going to play together, right?! Wanna play right now?"
Person 2: "No I need to finish something else first and I'll be really busy upcoming days. One guy I've been doing a group project with didn't do his part of the job properly so now I need go ahead and do it. I'm really sorry."
Person 1: "Wow really? I've been so looking forward to playing together. What a hype fuck!"

by Lifell December 8, 2023

Hyper Nut

The nut to end all nuts. This nut is so large that the cum will act like a blanket around the bed. When you do this nut, the gods will take notice and crown you the chosen one.

I unleashed a Hyper Nut into that 🍑

by What’s your handle321 February 10, 2024

hyper dude

N. A male who’s above an alpha male in the social hierarchy, achieved by having a Manhood that won’t shatter like glass from being compassionate, good human beings. Each good deed a hyper dude commits adds to their manliness.

Ok ‘Alpha Male,’ since I’m a Hyper Dude I’ll clean up your mess while you rant on twitter about the left ruining everything.

by HyperDudeCrimsonCowboy March 20, 2024

Hypederrified

Extremely hyped and terrified at the same time. necwt

I'm so hypederrified for the rollercoaster we're going on later today!

by necwtu March 26, 2024

hyper-edging

the action of Edging so quickly that the molecules of the atmosphere around the hand disassociate into a plasma which makes control and communication difficult, typically at speeds of Mach 5-25.

The light created by his hyper-edging session could be seen from miles.

by anonymous May 18, 2024

Hype Hating

A type of "mob mentality" wherein a large group of people have an unfounded dislike of something (Person, Place, Show, Movie, etc.) That they themselves have not actually consumed for the sole reason that it is the trendy opinion of that specific something. This phenomina is primarily seen on social media.

You've never even seen The Sopranos and you're dumping on it? That's some clown Hype Hating stuff right there.

by thegoat9760 June 2, 2024

hynesight

What Lassie's Cockney caretaker should have had more of, so as not to get "sacked" by da Duke for being such an "utter nincompoop".

In hynesight, da Duke of Rudling should never have hired said "utter nincompoop" in da first place, given his inherent lack of learning from his past mistakes.

by QuacksO June 12, 2024