Floop

The sound made by something large going up the vacuum cleaner

I think I've found the gerbil, because something just flooped up the hoover?

by jamsponge July 21, 2015

Flooring

A state of aw, whether positive or negative. An "omg" moment, an "I can't believe it moment", or a descriptive word.

What a flooring evening!

I was floored to see her making out with my boyfriend

by Iceberg4567 February 16, 2017

Floor suck

When someone spills their drink all over the floor at a party they have to suck as much of it up off of the ground as possible or face some other sort of punishment.

John: "Ohh shit Jessie just spilt his drink all over the floor. "
James: "He's gotta do the Floor suck."
Zeke: "FLOOOOOOR SUCK!!!!!!"
Jessie: "oh fuck..."

*jessie sucks floor*

by Trestarke February 27, 2017

Floofing

To cuddle and/or strangle another creature with one's floofiness

OH GOD HELP ME!!! THIS CAT IS FLOOFING ME!!!

by VoreLatias June 3, 2017

Floozing

The act of demonstrating characteristics or behavior of a floozy.

She must have a reason to be out there floozing with all the guys like that.

by FenixRisen October 19, 2018

Floom

That weird funny feeling in your stomach when you see them/when they're being cute/when they kiss you. Like Butterflies, but imagine the butterflies are zooming around in circles. F L O O M yknow

Man, I floomed when we kissed.
She looked at me and -floom-

by HarshCutu February 12, 2019

Floods Law

Floods law dictates that one singular water molecule in an isolated system is not wet. A water molecule however is able to make any other substance (including water) wet. This means that water makes other substances wet, however one water molecule by itself IS NOT wet.

Floods law tells us this water molecule is not actually wet. crazy........

by Why S0 Seri0us March 17, 2021