Feed the donkey (v.)

To masturbate (derived from the wrist motion of throwing seed in a trough)
see: Feed the ducks

I haven't anything to do Saturday night. I think I'll just sit home and feed the donkey.

by The Char November 25, 2003

facedrop

A word made famous by metal band Jagstog.
When running, biking, skiing, or any other fast-paced forward movement that has an unwanted end result of smashing one's face into the pavement, gravel, or other hard/painful surface.

"So I was running down the street and this little Jaggernaut came running out in front of me and i tripped over him...did a facedrop right into the sidewalk."

by Kevin Cernjul October 16, 2006

feed the kitten

The process of ejacualating into a womans vagina a.k.a. kitten.

Man, my womans on her period and I'm so horney I think my balls are gonna explode. I can't wait to feed the kitten once it stops bleeding.

by Christobon January 7, 2008

Feed the Baby

A woman who is already pregnant (with child) allows a man to ejaculate(cum) inside of her while having intercourse (making love)...

It's a dark humor joke to insinuate the growing fetus (baby in the womb) will receive (eat) the semen from the man as food or nutrition because semen has been proven to have nutrients within it or there are no worries of the woman becoming pregnant because she is already pregnant....

Brenda is currently pregnant and she let me to "feed the baby"....

by LouLou3T November 21, 2019

cunt-faced

Denotes an extreme state of inebriation, synonyms include geebagged, bladdered and wankered

I swear to God, I have never in my life been so cunt-faced as I was last night after that triple-blue aftershock and redbull in a pint glass with ice.

by James Gaffney December 1, 2004

mushy-faced

That look on one's face after waking up, similar to that of a baby or of a puppy after waking up, just not quite having that awake yet look.

Hey, did you just wake up? You look mushy-faced.

by DrewK June 11, 2006

Open-Faced Roast Beef Sandwich

Wrinkly, slimy, dangling vag lips complete with extra au jous.

That bitch's pussy is so used up it looks like she has a week old Arby's open-faced roast beef sandwich dangling from her crotch!

by frank from safeway July 8, 2011