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I don't make the rules; I just break 'em

A statement dat humorously sums up your partner in crime who poses as either a law-abiding citizen or a rules-following employee at a bank, military establishment, government office, etc., so dat he can give you "ins" on valuable items and/or sensitive information.
Tronald Dump took such an arrogant off-handed self-serving view of his job as president dat he would have been a prime candidate for da "I don't make the rules; I just break 'em" saying.
by QuacksO November 8, 2022
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Ems job

An Ems job is a synonym to job town on the fire side. Ems job is used by ambulance drivers who were not able to become fireman and were forced to either work on private Ems or stuck on the ambulance rotation forever on the fire department. Ems job or jobs is used when the ambulance company takes a pounding during a 24 hour shift and gets no sleep and is backed up by reports.
Ems jobs for days, haven’t seen the starion in 12 hours and 12 reports behind .
by vuk322 November 30, 2021
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ride em' hard and leave em' wet

a slang term often used by a religion teacher. used to describe the lifestyle of mid-evil cowboys.
To that I say ride em' hard and leave em' wet

Look at that cowboy ride.

he sure knows how to "ride em' hard leave em' wet"
by lil_lamppost April 19, 2022
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Emely

A person that sometimes does not keep in touch because they are very busy but thats ok because they send you a Cillian Murphy reel to apologise even though you also don't really keep in touch but this is your way of apologising. (and they are obsessed with twilight)
"hey look it's Emely, she loves twilight"
by EdwardLover69 June 1, 2024
mugGet the Emelymug.
A phrase meaning, among other things, "GET OUT!" It shows that one is objectively stupid in every way and has terrible ideas. Best used in context at a team meeting or group gathering, that way it shows everyone, including the "interns" how terrible a brain one has. It is commonly used in close friend groups as a way of slandering one another. It originated at Indian Hills Junior High, where a group of people did a hilarious improv skit together based around an Apple board meeting to find new ideas, where one coined the term, and the rest was history.
"Hey, what if we created a fantasy novel about girl dragons that pee rainbows?"
"That's the dumbest idea a human brain has ever even conceived. Intern, feed 'em to the lions!"
by Idefacateonyourfrontlawn October 14, 2025
mugGet the Intern, feed 'em to the lionsmug.

EMS

my life is shit so just please EMS

person A: *shows cringe*
person B: EMS
or/cringe:EMS
by pickkle December 1, 2016
mugGet the EMSmug.

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