Edward

Edward is a twat.

He has a 0.5cm penis.
He is shorter than the dwarf down the road and he is the dumbest person you will ever neet

That Edward over there. Yeah he has a really small penis.

by J0nes69 June 14, 2020

edward

a sussy baka

have u seen edward today? yes sussy baka uwu 🥺🥺

by duhpresseddoggi July 15, 2021

edward skeletrix

One of the most creative minds of our generation and the foreseeable future.

Person 1: Bro did you hear that new edward skeletrix song?
Person 2: Yea bro the creativity and beat selection is mind blowing, we totally have to go to Skeletrix Island sometime.

by hldmyhnds February 24, 2024

Edward

Edward is a spotty , tubby, ginger cunt who rides a white transit van around primary schools and makes them sit on his minuscule penis for a living he’s often dirty and likes a quick fiddle mostly with kids underage he is usually Muslim and obese

.Omg that Edward is such a paki cunt
.that ukkers sket reminds me of an Edward

by Alfie unad May 10, 2020

Edward

If you ever meet an Edward... be careful... he has a thing for for pale lip biting spider monkeys.

He has problems.

Person 1: You see that sparkly silhouette over there?
Person 2: Yeah, that Edward.
Person 3: Oh no, not Edward, i dont wanna see that fucking sparkly monkey!

by pedagogegyma May 23, 2023

Misty Edwards Type Nigga

A type of woman who claims to pursue God even to the point of poverty...gasps at double homicide memes and when she sick of being po, hooks wit a ugly guy talkin bout God provide...please bitch thats hypergamy.

My sister and our friends were watching the double homicide meme. My friends and I were laughing hysterically at this and this Misty Edwards Type Nigga does nuthin but gasps cuz abortion. If you dont get out of here with yo self righteous ass.

by Why cant I use the word drugs October 3, 2023

Neil Francis Edward

The sexiest man alive

Commoner: You know Neil Francis Edward, he is the sexiest man alive

by BIGMANDONTQUESTION November 19, 2020