Dookie Deuce

Shoving your index finger & middle finger into someone's rectum.

"Yeah man I was like can I put a finger in your butt? She was like yeah. I then gave her the dookie deuce!

by VashD December 15, 2008

doodyballs

The best balls in the world

Man, look at those doodyballs!!

by donut_monster March 8, 2011

bust a dookie

"Snowboard" for defecate. Taken from the Simpsons.

"Otto, I gotta use the bathroom!"
"Say it in snowboard!"
"Uh... I gotta bust a dookie?"

by JoeDoh October 23, 2008

dooker

A daytime hooker.

"Yo Pacco, isn't that the dooker you picked up yesterday at lunch?"

by neak October 18, 2008

Doofy

when you look fucking weird..or ugly

That is one doofy looking mother fucker!

by Chodeblaster3000 December 20, 2012

Dookie

1) A lady with Kardashian, or large back side.
2)Grade "A" Mary Jane.

1) We was at the mall and this HEN a dookie! I mean major booty.

2) We got this dub, from oh boy... it was some straight dookie!

by Cptn jaCk February 18, 2009

dank the doody

When you have your girlfriend/wife in doggystyle position. You then proceed to make your tongue stiff. Then take your tongue, and thrust it in, and out of her asshole!

She told me to eat her out first, then go for her ass, and "dank the doody"!

by Frogg March 1, 2004