doinky daniels

A trash basketball player who only throws up bricks.

Kalund, you trash. Doinky Daniels out there.

by doinkydaniels January 26, 2017

doinker

a nerd that isn't smart but still ugly

what are doinkers doing sitting at the back of the bus

by doinkerssss June 14, 2017

Doinker

The word "Doinker" can be used as an expression of positive surprise or simply as an expression of happiness. It is usually used by the person being surprised, but can also be used by the person surprising the other person.

Other person: "Happy birthday"
You: "Doinker! Thank you very much."

by Dr Heinrich Paradox July 5, 2017

Doinktoberfest

The act of smoking big ol doinks during the month of October (aka smoking giant blunts). To truly get into the festivities of doinktoberfest one must roll big ol blunts every single day and smoke them. If the blunt is not grirthy enough to barely fit inside your mouth then the doink is not big enough, and therefore you must rewrap your blunt and stuff extra weed into it until it is ready to explode. To be a true follower in the art of doinktoberfest one must finish off the blunt each day for the 31 days of October. Then and only then will they master the art of doinking.

Tyler smoked a big ol doink during the month of doinktoberfest and choked on the girth of it. He was not worthy of participating and was not a true fan of doinktoberfest.

by Nateg123 November 28, 2017

Doinkbag

Ziplock bag for your dank ass joints.

Hey stupid, put the doinks in the doinkbag, they reak.

by Sparklemotion May 5, 2018

Doinkers

A high quality rat fathered by two even higher quality men: Quinnigan and Shaney Boi Swag.

Holy shit that doinkers didn't eat his dinner, no carvel for him!

by bobsageeeettttt February 14, 2018

Doinkle Smurf

Someone is a doinkle smurf if they take such a long hit from a blunt that their face turns blue. Doinkle smurfs are at every party in America.

I wish that doinkle smurf would share the blunt.

by TheSupremeConnor May 9, 2018