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M.O.A.B Class Bloons

A higher class of bloons. They take multiple hits to pop, and here is the list of them: The M.O.A.B, the B.F.B, the Z.O.M.G, the D.D.T, and the B.A.D.
Person 1: I'm in the late game for the first time, and that's a ton of M.O.A.B Class bloons!
Person 2: Yeah, there is a ton of them. They rarely spawn normal bloons in the late game.

A fellow man of class 

Cringy and on-point redditure used only in the most apt of circumstances to convey agreement and harmony between your fellow educated reddit people.

The specification of "man" in this phrase alludes to the common stereotype that only white anglosaxon males use Reddit, which is provable false.
IDrinkTooMuch7642: I don't like women often, but, when I do, I like them like I like my Android phone: fully charged and running a high-performance Linux operating system.

YouDrankTooMuch69: A fellow man of class I see.

see me after class 

A type of temporary detention given to students by teachers that only lasts at the end of class, forcing them to be late for their next class. Usually caused by unremarkable behavior or performance on an assignment or project.
Kyle: Sorry I'm late, I got a see me after class notice on the test we got back today.
Chris: Really? I got one of those notices earlier this year because of mischief I caused.

Dave Algebra Class 

the hottest man alive
i look just like dave algebra class dont i?
YES YOU DO !!!!!!!!!!1!1!!11!!!111111!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!111111!111111111zZOMG

the muscular class 

Followers of YouTube pervert Arun Brown who insist on calling bluff and keeping smug while laboring in grease mines
The Muscular Class insists on being valuetained by weird little wackjobs like Jordy Peterman and Ben Shapeño

the "straight" girls in the class 

when several girls in you're class go in to a small bathroom in school and come out laughing or clapping their hands
Boy1: hahahahah you girls are so lesbian for going in to that small bathroom
girl13: NO, we where only talking
girl9: yeah exactly
girl3: YOU KNOW WE ARE STRAIGHT RIGHT?
boy3: yeah yeah, you're the "straight" girls in the class