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Carpet the Bottom

The act of sprinkling a small amount of marijuana on the bottom of a pipe bowl, as to create a 'carpet on the bottom.'
dude one - Hey man, you wanna smoke a bowl?
dude two - Sure, but i don't wanna get too high, lets just Carpet the bottom.
by oxhelmet December 12, 2010
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carpentress

Barry says there is no such word as carpentress, but he is wrong.
by divingchica October 25, 2010
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carpet-bomb

v. To answer a question using an enormous amount of barely related answers in the hope of somehow saying something that is close to correct.

named after the warfare technique where hundreds of thousands of pounds of high-explosives are dropped in the hope of killing a small, mobile group of enemies.
Tim- What's the capital of Kansas?
Bob- Ummm... Birmingham...Detroit...Vermont, New Port, Chicago, Pierre, Saskatchewan, Iowa, Phoenix, Malibu, Chad, Nepal, Chengdu, Dzerzhinsk, Holland, Denver, Fork Lift, Squirrel, Pikachu, Topeka...
Tim- There! That one! Way to carpet-bomb the hell outta that.
by halonistic May 5, 2012
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Land Carp

Let's find some fresh land carp tonight!
by Billy Burnout June 27, 2010
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raking the carpet

Using a backscratcher (or some other sharp or rough object) to give sexual pleasure to a woman. Can be performed on oneself or others.
"Yo dawg, my girlfriend has some crazy-ass fetishes, last night she had me raking the carpet."
"Damn."
by CarpetRaker October 16, 2009
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carpe fuck it

An expression derived from 'carpe diem' meaning 'sieze the fuck it'. Used when one is in a dilemma whether or not to apply 'fuck it' (in actualy conversation or thoughts) but eventually decides that it'll be used. The 'carpe' shows that the 'fuck it' has now been the 'siezed' outcome of the dilemma and hence differentiates the expression from a simple 'fuck it' which usually rolls of the tounge without the aforesaid dilemma or thought for native speakers of English. This expression originated on the Upper East Side of NYC.
Captain of the US Airways Flight 1549 to his co-pilot: These birds have destroyed the engines. Should we land in the Hudon river?
Co-Pilot: Hmmmmmmmmm
Captain: Hmmmmmmm...(Looks at how low their altitude is)... carpe fuck it!
Co-Pilot: (Over the announcement system) Please brace for impact.
Cabin Crew: 1 L N R cross check.
by Vinny85 January 19, 2009
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