4 definitions by halonistic

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v. To answer a question using an enormous amount of barely related answers in the hope of somehow saying something that is close to correct.

named after the warfare technique where hundreds of thousands of pounds of high-explosives are dropped in the hope of killing a small, mobile group of enemies.
Tim- What's the capital of Kansas?
Bob- Ummm... Birmingham...Detroit...Vermont, New Port, Chicago, Pierre, Saskatchewan, Iowa, Phoenix, Malibu, Chad, Nepal, Chengdu, Dzerzhinsk, Holland, Denver, Fork Lift, Squirrel, Pikachu, Topeka...
Tim- There! That one! Way to carpet-bomb the hell outta that.
by halonistic February 23, 2012
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(n) any impressively stupid or pointless mission dreamed-up for the purpose of vandalizing, pilfering, or otherwise altering public property.
"Tom and I are are pulling another mission improbable at 3am this saturday to steal all the toilet paper from the dorm halls."
by halonistic February 09, 2012
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n. - "el FUK AA"- a drink made exclusively of hard alcohol of any kind mixed with both tequila and bailey's. Most often drank from a handle of liquor that has been partially duct-taped and labeled "el fucka". The label usually also contains multiple expletives and if the owner is under 21, many crude remarks made towards the police.

This drink is easily recognizable due to it's large amount of congealed baileys and a strong noxious odor that escapes the bottle immediately when opened.
Max- "I don't remember what I drank last night. I woke up in the room of some guy on the fourth floor. I had vomited on his couch and peed in the corner of his room."

Mike- "That doesn't surprise me. We busted out a bottle of el fucka last night."
by halonistic December 06, 2011
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1. Any brother in a fraternity who is so socially awkward, strange, or shameful that the fraternity unofficially regards them as being not a part of the house.

2. A name one gets called when doing something embarrassing within the Greek system.
Tom- "Where's Sean?"
Kyle- "He went to the theater to see Twilight."
Tom- "With his girlfriend?"
Kyle- "He's single."
Tom- " ...eternal pledge."
by halonistic June 27, 2012
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